Bengals acquire Jesus Christ
Media: "His miracles just aren't what they used to be. Seen with a prostitute so there's obviously character issues. Took 3 days to come back from a crucifixion so clearly there's health concerns"
Ok I'm done.
League leaders in pressures when aligned at nose tackle since 2022:
3. D.J. Reader/D.J. Jones - 28
2. Vita Vea - 32
1. Dexter Lawrence - 108 🤯
(via @SharpFootball)
In the last 4 years, here’s where PFF ranked Dexter Lawrence among interior defensive linemen:
2025: 9th (dealt with elbow injury)
2024: 2nd
2023: 1st
2022: 1st
Worth noting that in ‘22 and ‘23, Aaron Donald was still active
Dexter Lawrence is better than Pick 10.
Sauce Gardner is better than Pick 16.
Micah Parsons is better than Pick 20.
Travis Hunter is better than Pick 24.
Trent McDuffie is better than Pick 29.
Jaylen Waddle is better than Pick 30.
Stop criticizing NFL teams who go for it.
Respect brother. Thank you. Your generosity will house adults with disabilities for generations. I’ll see you out there, twice a year. Hopefully Thursday Night in Cincy this time…
Dear @Bengals Offensive line , We Old heads appreciate and love the effort you guys gave tonight! As Spectacular as Flacco and Wrs were We Alllll know you all won this game in the trenches and should be proud of yourselves. #Whodey#Bengals
"If I didn't have some delusional confidence in myself, then I probably would've been toast a long time ago."
- Jake Browning
(via @Bengals press conference)
@zimwhodey Prayed for times like this. Crazy how the whole
Timeline is hating and this off-season has been so unlike the rest of bengals history. We just keep checking new boxes this ring going to be the sweetest thing ever.