Brandon Birch

I'm allergic to Combee.

[Care @_chronicsilly]

The American penis has CRACKED gay people 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅 🗽

[Brandon Birch @Brandon77477950]

@Christ_opher76 @SaekiMotonari Name one person who has been hunted down for emulating a Wii game. If this happened I need to know because that’s crazy. But the fact that I’ve never heard of it despite being in the emulation space for years makes me think this has never happened.

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@AdachisNews Istg if the velvet room doesn’t manifest itself as a blue porta potty in persona 6 I will be writing a strongly worded letter.

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@YourLocalOof1 @takebafan Thank you for your service

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@thomasrourke777 @NYCMayor How exactly?

[frostzy @lmkifiwin]

> be Bowie Knife99
> just a guy with an Xbox
> buy Forza Horizon 6 on launch day
> drive like you always do - like a lunatic
> ram, swerve, and pit-maneuver strangers into walls
> the Drivatar system silently records every felony
> uploads an AI clone of your driving to the cloud
> deploys hundreds of you into other people's races, 24/7
> within days, thousands cry about you on Reddit, X, and Steam
> the community calls you "the Herobrine of Forza"
> official Xbox UK tweets "Happy Bank Holiday Monday to everyone except bowie knife99"
> a fan opens a fake X account in your name to taunt your victims

thousands of players are at war with hundreds of clones of you. you don't know any of this is happening. happy bank holiday.

[Epical @3pical]

why are they doing this #create #aeronautics

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@c0ntriL @valvesoftware You are part of the problem, not the solution. Motherfuckers doing this are the reason the errors show up for everyone else.

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@Shiggy_San @Ryder_RwC @valvesoftware @Wario64 I expect around double that but yeah idk if it’s gonna break the million marker.

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@QuartzTwst Rare bizabizow L? Like yeah you should expect royalties for your stuff. If macdonalds slightly altered a drawing I made and plastered it on the happy meal box for the month, I’d expect to make some kind of money.

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@lowcortisol Bait

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@ZookGooey @saltydkdan Nice job, blackface joe. You really got him good.

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@ScrapMechanic Does anyone actually work at Axolot Games anymore? Google said you were a team of 12 but I cannot fathom you still even have 3 employees on payroll after 5 years of nothing. I worry you guy(s) fell victim to a loan or something.

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@Stasio_Kinik @ScrapMechanic I’m convinced that if they just dropped the occasional patch with some of the stuff from the upcoming update and stayed in communication, held events, or did anything at all, the game might actually have a following. Physics and Wedge update should’ve dropped in 2022, not 2024

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@RightScopee dead

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@nyaraVT @WhiteHouse They’ll blame anything but the presence of the guns in the first place.

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@KairyuCrocodile this is gore of my comfort streamer

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@MrQuattro39 Why not both

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@Dondozodude Spamton would have enough sense not to threaten his own citizens with military force. #Spamton2028

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@DesireeAmerica4 FAFO ALERT: The President with the lowest approval rating in recent history is now threatening war against citizens of his own country.

If US citizens protest. Arrest. Their. Ass.

This comes after he pulled the same shit in DC, terrorizing American Citizens. Testing limits.