Brandon Daniel

Film director, coder, Founder / CEO of @ametsamedia

[Brandon Daniel @BrandonDaniel]

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[Cady Coleman @Astro_Cady]

It takes about 8-and-a-half minutes to get to space, and a whole day to parallel park. It’s a beautiful ballet of physics. @nasa @SpaceX

[Lyndsey Scott @Lyndsey360]

Coming soon to an iOS device near you... Introducing Scene Partner Pro! I developed this app out of a need I have as an actress and hope it can be of use to others who self-tape auditions from home. Sign up on https://t.co/ITB9MjSsdA and I’ll notify you when it’s available. 🤗

[Brandon Daniel @BrandonDaniel]

Verifying myself: I am brandune on https://t.co/lcak0oeNLj. YcjkAa7jZa-wSN2K6ACh-8Y6R_lkjlELNfM- / https://t.co/VUdRz61VCf

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The writing writer writes.

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@wereabby Had the same thought, but mine closed at 6

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@Mattcutshall 😂

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@Mattcutshall 😂

[Ali Spagnola @alispagnola]

When you see someone typing back on text

[Brandon Daniel @BrandonDaniel]

Is #IKEA an acronym for I Kan’t Even Assemble?

Completely unrelated: I have no idea where this piece goes but the GIGANTISK (entertainment center) in the living room hasn’t collapsed yet so it’s probably vestigial right?

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Before phones, what did people do while waiting for a table to avoid awkwardly leering at people and their delicious-looking food? Asking for a friend

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#eavesdropped: “Chanterelles [mushrooms] are nature’s bacon.”

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@Mattcutshall 111

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@wereabby I *wish* my massage therapist could use the word Terrible instead of the unspoken stream of profanity I know is flowing through their head.

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@wereabby 😂 it’s true

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AT A PIZZA SHOP
Kid #1: when you’re done can I have your crust?
Kid #2: Hells yeah!

Kid #1 gets me.

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😂👏

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of the John Wick movies and then asked it to write a John Wick movie of its own. Here is the first page.