Brandissimus

[Butlerian Jihadist @RascalFKennedy]

You know…. If those baseball players ALWAYS put Bible verses on their hats, nobody would blink an eye. Them only doing it during Pride Night is performative as fuck. Lmao. Do it for all 162 games if you REALLY believe in your religion.

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

“Perfect he chose a center”

“Now give him 60s Wilt Chamberlain”

[BRS @Bryce_Estelle]

Please describe to me what “the girl” means in this context without being misogynistic #quickly

[Mervin @holeliker]

ed edd and eddy has been off the air for some time now

[Mr. SRT @TysBurnerAcc]

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[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Me every time someone I don’t even know beats cancer

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Boss: "Who can train the new girl?"

The dude with a happy wife and 2 kids:

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

J Cole says the reason LeBron was carrying The Fall-Off vinyl the other day is because he asked him to sign it

LeBron was catching strays on here for NO reason 😭

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

"I apologize to absolutely no one. Period."

- Erik Spoelstra

(Via @ByTimReynolds )

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

I’d like to see the CEO of LinkedIn try to find a real job through LinkedIn

[Gator Gar @gatorgar]

If you even for one second believed that it wasn’t Jim Carrey, I’m sorry but you’re not going to make it. People have got to stop living in this weird covid-induced true crime fantasy novel.

Welcome back to reality. Celebrities get botox and weird plastic surgery, and they’re bizarre people with strange diets surrounded by psychotic new-age health “experts.”

All of this is normal. You’re familiar with Michael Jackson, and his face? Come on guys. Please I’m begging. 🙏

[• georgia • @geka9400]

Conservatives will say shit like this but then listen to Trump talk about how great he is every 4 seconds and be unbothered???

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

people who work regular jobs are part of the reason why he can sit on his ass and give brain dead takes all day. most people don’t want ‘regular jobs’ but need them. elitist people in media are so delusional and annoying.

[sita ⚡️ @twilisita]

the gerudo women when a man tries to enter gerudo town in botw

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨BREAKING: Bad Bunny was AMAZING.

He just humiliated Turning Point USA and their “all-American” counter-rally implying Puerto Ricans and anyone who isn’t white aren’t American.

Fuck that. THIS is America.

[Swipa @SwipaCam]

I genuinely have no idea where the line is for those who still support him. What will it take?

The President of the United States just posted a Black man and woman as monkeys and we are supposed to work with him?

This is the ‘savior of America?’

This is white supremacy.