Brandon Geoffrion

husband and dad of two toddlers, fighting for truth and god in a world determined to slip out of reach

[Brandon Geoffrion @BrandonGeo]

No offense @TheMasters , but are we really watching Rory & Bryson on the range for the main broadcast feed when Scottie Scheffler just teed off and the other players in the hunt are on course?! Get it together.

[Brandon Geoffrion @BrandonGeo]

Brought the kids to see the Dog Man movie… literally the worst movie I’ve ever seen. I’m still sitting in the theater trying to figure out how I’m going to get this 94 minutes of my life back.

On a good note: the popcorn was extra buttery and delicious.

[Brandon Geoffrion @BrandonGeo]

Hey @Costco - do better! The inconsistency with your item selection is irritating. Went in to pick up household staples and you didn’t have our grass fed butter, organic granola, sweet potato chips, or meat stick snacks. Had pallets of all the unhealthier options though.

[Brandon Geoffrion @BrandonGeo]

Another day, another appointment window for @FrontierCorp installation... another tech no-show no-call. I've now spent 8+ hours on the phone over the last 2 weeks trying to get my service moved to new address. And they STILL haven't come out. @GetSpectrum, want a new customer?

[Brandon Geoffrion @BrandonGeo]

@AskFrontier Even worse… you took my auto payment, but you haven’t re-connected my service at my new address. I can pay my bill, but apparently you can’t give me my service I’m paying for. 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Brandon Geoffrion @BrandonGeo]

Explain this to me @FrontierCorp... your "internal support systems are down" and you "can't activate new addresses"... so I've been without internet at my new house for over a week... but you can take my payment?! My old contract price I might add... DO BETTER!

[Brandon Geoffrion @BrandonGeo]

There is no movie better than ‘Avengers: Infinity War’. Prove me wrong.

[Brandon Geoffrion @BrandonGeo]

@askfrontier see last tweet! Seems like @FrontierCorp is a non-functioning Fortune 500 Company right now in the DFW Metroplex. As a 10 year customer who just wanted his current service moved to his new address... This is unacceptable. Get it together.

[Brandon Geoffrion @BrandonGeo]

Hey @FrontierCorp - do better! Why can nobody tell me when my service will be installed at my new address? It was scheduled for last Friday... your "internal systems are down"... so are you not installing/fixing service for ANY customers in the DFW metroplex?

[Brandon Geoffrion @BrandonGeo]

Hey @wfaaweather , If I’m in your app and I click your “Breaking Live Video Weather Update” to see if me and my family are safe… please don’t serve me an Ad first!! How does that make any sense?! Every second matters, right?!

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

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[Brandon Geoffrion @BrandonGeo]

How quickly we all go from hoping we get an ‘A’ in ‘AP Calculus’ to wishing ‘AP Calculus’ had actually been ‘Do’s & Don’ts of Business’ or ‘Understanding US Tax Codes’…

[Brandon Geoffrion @BrandonGeo]

A week of rainy weather in Texas means 2 things:

1. Everyone forgets how to drive
2. Everyone’s animals are going stir crazy inside and doing things they aren’t supposed to do

R.I.P. green Nerf football. You will be missed.

[Brandon Geoffrion @BrandonGeo]

And… exhale! Good win Team USA! 🇺🇸 #USAvIRN

[Brandon Geoffrion @BrandonGeo]

If you have to tell people how great of a leader you are... you aren't one. If you're willing tell people how great your leader is, you will probably become one.

Read that again.

[Brandon Geoffrion @BrandonGeo]

Told myself I was going to stop hitting the Snooze button when my alarm goes off. So I recorded the sound of our dog about to puke inside and set it as my alarm tone. Nothing gets someone to jump out of bed faster than that sound. Nothing.

[Brandon Geoffrion @BrandonGeo]

The peanut butter shortage has SERIOUSLY cracked down on my mid-late night snacking.

[Brandon Geoffrion @BrandonGeo]

How long do the newly hired IRS agents have to be vetted at their job before they get their government issued firearm? Or is this like a “you’re hired. Here’s your laptop, #2 Pencil, Ray Bans, and a .45” type of situation?

[Brandon Geoffrion @BrandonGeo]

FBI raids former President Donald Trump’s house looking for… (seriously, what did they say they were looking for in the warrant)…

If the next thing they raid isn’t Hunter Biden’s laptop, Ghislain Maxwell’s client list, and Fauci’s “research”… you know America is truly lost.

[Brandon Geoffrion @BrandonGeo]

Why do IRS agents need to “carry a gun and be willing to use deadly force” (per the job hiring description) if they’re being hired to audit the richest 1% in America?

Things that make you go 🤔…