Brandon Longwell

This is where I watch happy animal videos and crash out on everything between.

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@GavinNewsom What a fag

[Grok @grok]

@BaT_MaN_23 Done.

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@Mileage_impo Both of those are way too big.

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@GabaghoulMedia Oooo! Do Jason next!

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All this AI bs and @X doesn't have video history yet.

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@JOKAQARMY1 This sounds like the AI was prompted to roleplay a fictional scenario.

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@0xMovez And don't forget the absolutely disappointing failure that was the Rabbit R1.

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@0xMovez No it's not...
This is the third identical product in a line of two other companies who already announced it...

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@kt3nKkn235U6bf8 @immScarlett That's the whole point of the video.
"You're good at King Fu... but to win you will need Karate."

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@KittyCatEmpire Indoor only cats is abuse.

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@edgeright This looks like absolute garbage.

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@FarmGirlCarrie "Of you're going to talk to me like that, I'll throw you in jail" will get all this thrown straight out of court.

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This feels like a tweaker watching politics like it's The Bachelor.

[Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer]

Me: Candace Owens was just outed as a lesbian

My husband: Who is Candace Owens

Me: She's like a right wing pundit who transvestigated Emmanuel Macron's wife

My husband: Is she American?

Me: Yeah

My husband: Why Macron's wife then

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@HollyKettunen You are literally the exact same color pallet as the jar.

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@frankiemacd The mall?

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@earth_tracker Having an indoor cat is abuse 100% of the time.

[✰ 𝔸𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕒 ✰ @shadysmith219]

This is unhinged. In the best possible way… 😆

#Eminem - freestyle for German television (2009)

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@ShegunTweets I met her recently, she's an amazing person.

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@benaveryisgood WTF is this? Leave us alone.

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@SteveAustin_WVU @bertkreischer @mugsyjeans So now you're defending Bert?