Brandon Parsons

[Brandon Parsons @BrandonP_33]

5’8 is average

[Brandon Parsons @BrandonP_33]

@sam_rock_stone Bro I miss you guys

[Brandon Parsons @BrandonP_33]

@MichaelSuto @sonii @N_Walker12 No I wish tho

[Eli Hershkovich @EliHershkovich]

These calls in OU-Arkansas are fucking absurd. Hogs initiating all of the contact.

[Eli Hershkovich @EliHershkovich]

Moore on the low-block. Like Brunson. Clockwork with Villanova.

[Eli Hershkovich @EliHershkovich]

Since we’ve too much time till this game tips off, wanna give a S/O to all the college hoops analytics guys. Tons of great nuggets out there:

@kenpomeroy @totally_t_bomb @haslametrics @evanmiya

[Brandon Parsons @BrandonP_33]

Nfl is chalked. Every team sucks

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Fuck the taunting rule. What the fuck is that.

[Brandon Parsons @BrandonP_33]

Exceeded every expectation on and off the court. That’s my goat

[Brandon Parsons @BrandonP_33]

@colby2710 I thought it was disgusting. I wanted Jackson mahomes

[Brandon Parsons @BrandonP_33]

@MichaelSuto Lollll no. Good lookin guy though

[Brandon Parsons @BrandonP_33]

Bet on the ravens. I am now removing Justin tucker from the hall of fame

[Brandon Parsons @BrandonP_33]

@aclose12 @Joshclose_ Also you play the game the right way and thats rare in this steroid era

[Brandon Parsons @BrandonP_33]

@aclose12 @Joshclose_ Where is the res per death stat?? Hacksaw Alex might not show up in the stat sheet but he’s a valuable asset

[Brandon Parsons @BrandonP_33]

Surprised clemson lost to Ohio state tbh. Would’ve thought that Dabo would’ve really sold out to get in one more White House visit before the 20th

[Brandon Parsons @BrandonP_33]

Mike tomlin not a big risk taker I guess

[Brandon Parsons @BrandonP_33]

@JoeyB Love you

[Brandon Parsons @BrandonP_33]

@MichaelSuto @PMO_Productions Sad!

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

What a catch by DK

[Brandon Parsons @BrandonP_33]

@MichaelSuto Lollll stop

[Brandon Parsons @BrandonP_33]

@__princessjessi Nah lol I’m still up for now. Def miss y’all though