Brandon Parker

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@TimFitz04184551 @Top100Rick The toned the greens way way down this week because they knew wind was coming. The setup could’ve been much harder if they wanted

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@Zeus1882x Arguably is worth that today.

But the management cant be that stupid to sell... right? Right?

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@Jamericangooner @HotspurLane That is exactly wrong, in fact. Chest then arm

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@LouStagner @TommyMarino111 It is your caption though. Like your content generally but the specs on modern clubs vary wildly from players irons to game improvement. You of all people know that

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@gopackgo555 @NathanAClark Aka systems that have a plan for midfield. I like Ange, but whoever you put in his midfield is gonna look awful. And Frank just avoids it altogether

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@noggyed @donhutch4 I’m amazed you can survive without a brain

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@KevBumPiSt @donhutch4 He tripped him?

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@PeteWeller18797 @Tony_Scott11 Haha that’s the insane part. The VAR pretty much says as much. “It’s an accident, he’s just going to grab the player” which is also a foul

Getting things wrong is sort of inevitable, but hearing how they get it wrong with such conviction is mind boggling

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@Kershaw444 @MattFaulconer10 @WestHam_Central If nmecha got a touch, it was so minuscule that it’s still unclear watching it in slo mo. And yet the ref correctly perceived that from ten yards behind the play according to you?

And for the record, maddisons foot is in between nmecha and the ball. So the ref saw wrong anyways

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@papafleming @blthfc Most fans have, yeah. And our entire front office. But the decisions are absolutely egregious in aggregate

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@29morg KWP laid down. If anything van de ven tried to hold the little baby up with his arms. Van de ven's body did bump the wee man after getting shoved by the keeper though.

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@Warren226635594 @HotspurEdition In real time it looked an obvious pen. On replay the defender may have gotten a touch. But Maddison’s foot is also in there, I’m not at all sure the defender touched it

It really doesn’t matter tho. The defender didn’t dispossess him and wiped him out. That’s a foul, no?

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@dan4acres @dspwhite17 @HotspurEdition Yep agree. Doesnt really matter if the defender got a whisker of a touch of the ball. His action didn’t win the ball and wiped out the player, ending a promising attack

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@gunninggooner02 @EPLBible The defenders are good, Raya isn’t top 10 in his own league

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@LeN17ah @mrbradleyg1t At first glance the Madrid comp got me intrigued, but it’s really hard to make any claims about Spurs’ pitch when the majority of the big injuries occurred away from home.
Maddison ->Seoul.
Kulusevski -> Selhurst Park
Odobert I believe was at THS tho

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@BillyMcgon @Gideoomatic Hes supposed to not shove him into the keeper

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@RkidSjr @Gideoomatic Haha this is actually pretty good satire. And directly used by the commentators to describe the re-called penalty 👏👏

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@Slooties @Gideoomatic Dont think its a straight red but its the clearest yellow of all time. An obvious non football play that is also very clearly dangerous.

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@Harvs010 @RickySacks Wasnt betting on red card, mostly think its funny the announcers immediately say no intent. What was Brobbey intending to do, wave hello?

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@Rufus_45 What? Brobbey barged the defender