Brandon Rye

I work hard to give my dog a better life

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Such a specific choice

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Elmo teach me not to eat trophy. Me teach Elmo to pick a team. 💙🧡

[Rob Rausch Fan Club @ohjamesgotjokes]

Living in New York right now is wild cause it’s like someone is giving you candy every day and that person is your socialist Muslim mayor

[Archdiocese of New York @NY_Arch]

Alleluia!!!

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

nyc is the only place where you see this and know it’s not AI😭

[ESPN @espn]

Through every heartbreak. Through every season.

This one’s for the Day Ones 💙🧡

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

job’s done ✅

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

Jalen Brunson took a 100 million pay cut for this. He saw it. New York legend forever.

[Nature 🦜and Music 🎶 @GuGi263]

We bought her a little bed so she wouldn't sleep in ours anymore, and now she does this…

[Chef Joe Gera 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹 @redhotnerd]

Quick random Gwyneth Paltrow story. She has sent the same bouquet of condolence flowers every year to a friend of mine because of her father’s death. Her father isn’t dead. She’s been told this at least 6 times, but every April the flowers come, on her birthday. She has confused her birthday with her father’s supposed death & has done this for 20 years. And she’s met her father. Twice.

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

.@JamesTalarico: There's been a lot of talk in this race about what it means to be a real man.

Recently on the campaign trail I told the story of my adoptive dad, Mark Talarico. Every Saturday morning, he would mow our lawn, and then without anyone asking him to, he would go next door and mow our neighbor's lawn because she was a widow. My dad never talked about it — he just did it, because that's what a man does.

A man takes responsibility, upholds his commitments to his family and his neighbors, and does what's right, even when no one is watching.

Here's what real men don't do. They don't lie and cheat their way through life, sell their soul to the highest bidder, or steal from other people in order to enrich themselves. Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.

I welcome this debate about what it means to be a man, and I don't think Ken Paxton or Ted Cruz are in a position to tell anybody what a real man is.

[groceries man @kentucky_kiwi]

This looking like a fake Stop the Steal graph lmao

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Late mail-in ballots usually lean more progressive

[🦋 @mishalgorithm]

😂🤣🤣😭😭😂🤣

[Asher Perlman @asherperlman]

The speed with which we pivoted from “Knicks in 4” to an equally enthusiastic “Knicks in 5” is exactly how I treat every personal and professional goal.

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Facing the largest halftime lead by a road team in non-bubble NBA Finals history, and a dead silent Madison Square Garden, this declaration is when the comeback started.

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

Jalen Brunson post Game 4: "Before we start…

My thoughts & prayers are with a friend of mine I got to meet last week. Jonathan from North Carolina. From Make a Wish Foundation

They asked me to make a video. But something told me to Facetime…

I got the pleasure to do so…Quick call but well worth it.

My thoughts and prayers are with him and his family…

May God rest his soul"

(Reporter asks question)

Jalen (can't answer): "Sorry…"

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

Trying to think of a vibe shift worse than the one Trump/Dolan inflicted on the Knicks.

Comey 2016? Yoko Ono dating John? Armstrong/Sosa/McGuire Steroid reveal? Gamergate?

[The Iain Duncan Smiths @TheIDSmiths]

I ran a script to replace every instance of 'whale' in Moby Dick with the word 'lesbian', and I have to tell you, Captain Ahab does not come out of it well