Brandon The Alien

[Brandon The Alien @BrandonTheAlien]

A container of liquid with bubbles is a retarded Lego piece.

[Brandon The Alien @BrandonTheAlien]

Manning the fields soon to make a crop circle is a retarded tattoo parlor.

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Licking my lips is food poisoning.

[Brandon The Alien @BrandonTheAlien]

Made a crop circle saying mom.

[Brandon The Alien @BrandonTheAlien]

Et fone home. Need to leave a voicemail at the crib.