Jokeringly

Everyones favorite panda wearing lipstik.

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I'm a man of my word. I'm a man of my turd.

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Licking my lips is food poisoning.

[Brandon The Alien @BrandonTheAlien]

Et fone home. Need to leave a voicemail at the crib.

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I'm selling Batman merchandise. I sold serious.

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#Oscars2013? You know... You remind me of my father... I DATED MY FATHER!...

(ByDated I mean gotMolestedBy)
(Hows this relate2the oscars)

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Watching Bane trying to eat a steak would be more awkward than Spiderman with his hands cut off.

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The day I take off this makeup is the day Superman stops being a dipshit copy of the Genie from Aladdin.

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Chris Brown beat Rihanna?... Liiiittle fight in you. I like that. #WHOHAHEHAWHOHA #WHOOOHA

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Sharing is caring! Especially when I share with Batman my unique ability to strangle him to death with his cape.

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Me? Afraid of Spiderman? Bitch please I'll chop off his hands.

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7,000 followers! Success! Can I wipe this ketchup off my lips now?

[Tim Stover @MarvelfanTim]

Jokes on you @Jokeringly

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Iron Man 3's coming out? Have fun watching a 2 and a half hour movie consisting of a guy wearing a Transformers condom.

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Isn't Superman just awesome? Even his name sounds fantastic. Such a diversely creative signature describing him so specifically.

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HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM JOKER!

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What doesn't kill you simply makes you.. stranger... Especially in Harvey Dents case.

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Who the fuck just called me Ronald McDonald?

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The world's gunna end tomorrow. I'd like to see Batman try to take this.

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MY GREEN HAIR DYE EXPIRES TOMORROW?! NO WONDER THE WORLD'S GOING TO END!

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I bought a bottle of The Grinches shit as hair dye... Unfortunately I thought it was mouthwash ={