BJ Valenza

Pack 🧀, Crew & Deer

[tik @twosuh]

Jalen Hurts I dare you to have a bad game

[BJ Valenza @BrandonValenza]

@jacobinfante24 “Push yourself away from the table” 😭 gotta be the first time I heard that

[Micah Parsons @MicahhParsons11]

Clip farming…. ☠️

[Scorsese Universe @scorsesepoint]

In Goodfellas (1990), Paulie slices garlic so thin that it would “liquefy in the pan.” This is a subtle reference to Scorsese having no idea how cooking works.

[Eli Berkovits @BookOfEli_NFL]

Brandon Cisse is a Packer!

I can't believe it actually happened!

Literally my favorite realistic CB option we could've drafted.

[Warner Bros. @warnerbros]

We’ve been waiting for you, precious. The Lord of the Rings: The Hunt for Gollum only in theaters 17 December 2027.

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

Italy assembling their team

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

The #Packers have traded DT Colby Wooden to the #Colts for LB Zaire Franklin, per me and @TomPelissero.

[BJ Valenza @BrandonValenza]

@RELAXasf 2021 Philly defense ranked 10th: Jonathon Gannon defensive coordinator

2022 Philly defense ranked 7th: Jonathon Gannon defensive coordinator

They also went to a Super Bowl in 2022 w/ him at defensive coordinator. Don’t understand how that’s a bad hire

[Kyle Brandt @KyleBrandt]

Nobody. I don’t want to see anyone but Viggo as Aragorn. Ever.

Look at that picture. You’re gonna recast that??

[Micah Parsons @MicahhParsons11]

I may be sidelined, but I am not defeated. This injury is my greatest test—a moment God allowed to strengthen my testimony. I believe He walks with me through this storm and chose me for this fight because He knew my heart could carry it. I’m deeply grateful to the Packers organization and my teammates for their unwavering support, love, and belief in me during this season. I trust His timing, His plan, and His purpose. I will rise again.

[BJ Valenza @BrandonValenza]

@davebfr Rivalry is so back

[Lily Zhao @LilySZhao]

Jayden Reed is back

[BJ Valenza @BrandonValenza]

@jacobinfante24 Things about Jacob infante:

Positives

1. Italian
2. Elite music taste
3. Stranger things fan

Negatives

Only thing-Bears Fan…

[BJ Valenza @BrandonValenza]

@grimpost Okay this was good 😂😂

[BJ Valenza @BrandonValenza]

@ChiSoxFanMike White Sox fans 🤝 brewers fans

Hating the cubs

[Micah Parsons @MicahhParsons11]

Thank you Dallas ….. GO Pack Go! 🧀🟢🟡

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

🚨 🚨 🚨

The #Cowboys are trading All-Pro Micah Parsons to the #Packers & they agreed to a 4-year, $188M deal done by @DavidMulugheta and @AndreOdom of @AthletesFirst including $136M gtd, per me, @TomPelissero & @SlaterNFL.

At $47M per year, Parsons is the highest-paid non-QB in history and nets 2 1st rounders for Dallas.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

RIP Ozzy Osbourne

An all time great

[BlackSabbath @BlackSabbath]

Ozzy Forever!