Brandon W. Nichols

(He/him/Hey-when-am-I-gonna-get-that-thing-I-asked-for) Engineer, writer, scientist, knight, comedian, romantic, failure, success. Armidale Outlaws co-owner.

[Brandon W. Nichols @BrandonWNichols]

If you came to my profile to find something to make fun of me about, you've already lost the argument.

[Brandon W. Nichols @BrandonWNichols]

@StepJones8 @j_fishback Tell that to Thomas Jefferson and John Adams.

[shadowpuppets @shadowypups]

George Washington was not a Christian. Thomas Jefferson was not a Christian. John Adams was a Universalist not a trinitarian. James Madison was not a practicing Christian and wrote the first amendment. James Monroe was not a practicing Christian. That’s the first five Presidents. Additionally all state churches were DISESTABLISHED within 30 years of ratification of the Constitution. Christian settlement does not equal Christian founding.

[Richard Angwin @RichardAngwin]

Portraying draft dodger Trump in military uniform is insulting to those of us who actually served.

Do you agree ??

[Brandon W. Nichols @BrandonWNichols]

@kellyannwashbu1 @SenTuberville How about we release the Epstein Files.

I'd love to watch your meltdown about that.

[Brandon W. Nichols @BrandonWNichols]

@SenTuberville Hey Timmy,
If it bothers you, just try ignoring it, like you do with the Epstein files.
#TubervilleIsAPedophileAlly

[Brandon W. Nichols @BrandonWNichols]

@LangmanVince Who has raped more children? You or the people you've voted for?

[Brandon W. Nichols @BrandonWNichols]

@RepBrandonGill Whatever, racist.
See you at your trial.

[Brandon W. Nichols @BrandonWNichols]

@SecKennedy @POTUS This is going to be an exhibit in your trial in 2029.
Your reckoning is coming.

[Brandon W. Nichols @BrandonWNichols]

@teammagakim @mark_slapinski If I were you, I'd start to look at ways to flee the country. 2029 isn't far away.

[Brandon W. Nichols @BrandonWNichols]

@mark_slapinski I need him to live long enough to be sentenced by a jury of his peers.

[Brandon W. Nichols @BrandonWNichols]

@Milajoy Cry harder, you little Nazi.

[Brandon W. Nichols @BrandonWNichols]

@jamesmiddle202 @atrupar You're a liar, and God will send you to Hell.

[Brandon W. Nichols @BrandonWNichols]

@PackFootball I assume a whole lot of wealthy alumni are calling because they booked flights and hotels to a place a few thousand miles away from the game.

Best of luck.

[Isabella // star wars fangirl maxxing ✨ @isabellaamidala]

they made the walls rounded so we can’t climb them

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

As President, I would read 10 letters a day sent to me by ordinary Americans. At the Obama Presidential Center, we’ll have some of the letters I read — and responded to — every night. I still get emotional reading them, and it’s one of my favorite exhibits.

[Brandon W. Nichols @BrandonWNichols]

@MortisFM_ Well, that saves me some wookiepedia searches

[Brandon W. Nichols @BrandonWNichols]

@KennethHyde @JerkShackSATX You're a Republican. You are literally the reason the economy sucks and restaurant owners have to do things like this.

Instead of eating that plate, cram it up your asshole, you Nazi fuck.

1/20/29. The Reckoning is coming.

[Brandon W. Nichols @BrandonWNichols]

@stoolpresidente 1/20/29
Your reckoning is already on the calendar.

Ready or not. We are coming.

[Brandon W. Nichols @BrandonWNichols]

@obvious_shirts How about if I throw in a Bregman Bomb Squad shirt in San Diego the next day?