The Great Brandino

"Young, dumb, and orbiting the sun."

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[The Great Brandino @BrandonWOwen]

@hourly_shitpost My whole life is a lie...you mean to tell me all this time this man's name wasn't Scoobert Doobert?

[Rodolphe Steffan @RodolpheSteffan]

Je ne comprends pas trop le délire qu’on a tous avec la crypto 😂

Soyons sérieux 2 minutes : 95 % des cryptos qu’on a achetées, on les a gardées…et on est en perte dessus. Voilà. 😭

BTC, ETH, SOL…on en a tous à tous les étages : des étages gagnants, des étages perdants, des achats dont on est fier et d’autres qu’on préfère oublier 😂

Quand ça baisse : « La crypto c’est terminé. »
Quand ça remonte : « JE VOUS L’AVAIS DIT 🚀🚀🚀 »

Alors qu’en réalité, on est juste tous là avec nos bags depuis des années à regarder les chiffres changer de couleur. 😂

Y’a pas midi à quatorze heures : parfois on gagne, parfois on prend une branlée, parfois ça remonte et on est contents.

Bref, bienvenue dans la crypto. 😭😂

[Clerpatriot @clerpatriot]

History already ran this experiment, Lindsay Clancy’s case is almost a carbon copy to Constance Fisher.

In 1954 Constance drowned her three children in the bathtub after claiming she heard voices and she was paranoid.

She was found not guilty by reason of insanity and was locked in a state hospital.

They declare her better after a few years, and let her out of the state hospital.

In 1966 after having three more children she drowns all three of them too.

This was completely a preventable tragedy!

In 2023 Lindsay Clancy strangles Cora, Dawson, and Callan with exercise bands and admits she did it.

The entire defense is she was too insane to be responsible, and If the jury buys it, she doesn’t go to prison, she goes to a psych hospital that reviews her for release.

One woman already showed us the sequel.

The system said “she’s well now.” Six children later, she wasn’t.

This is not a new story…It’s the same story with new names and a different decade.

If they ever let Lindsay Clancy walk free, remember Constance Fisher.

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊��� @KLobstar]

idk who made it but I think about “woah momma they trapped me in the orb” constantly

[Baalzamon35 @baalzamon35]

"Maybe she murdered her children in pre planned, cold blood. But did you see one time she had to put shoes on her kid by herself?!?!"

Women are fucking batshit crazy.

[The Great Brandino @BrandonWOwen]

Rarely does a tweet make me literally lol, but this one got me.

[Crispy @gaytwinkfaggot]

It’s kinda crazy how growing up our dads made us kill our basement brother what was that about

[Black Mamba Millionaire @BlackMambaMilli]

Mfers with 0.01 Bitcoin waiting to turn their $800 into $2,400 this bull run

[𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐘 @X_Bill_Gl]

One of the best things my therapist told me was:

The reason you ghost your friends, avoid responding, and disappear even when you care is because your nervous system sees connection as a demand, not a comfort.

You're not a bad friend. You're overwhelmed.

I used to think something was wrong with me because replying to a text felt exhausting. I cared about people, but even opening a message could make me feel overwhelmed. 1/5

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

You are all gonna make it. Don't listen to voices that tell you otherwise. They are lying to you and that's their job.

[​𝐥𝐲���𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

People get pissed. When I say this, I have a lot of wealthy friends and I also have a lot of broke friends. Broke, friends often spend time watching a lot of sports, Netflix scrolling a lot, complaining a lot, consuming a lot of news, wealthy friends spend time working out, working on their business, working on their relationships, spending time with their families, their kids. I find that my wealthy friends only consume news that's relevant to their industry or the thing that they're passionate about. Broke friends consume news from every disaster ever, even if it's not relevant to them, everything going wrong and are really in that echo chamber of going wrong. Wealthy friends, they talk about their self development, concept of living and life. My broke friends talk a lot more about politics. My wealthy friends are very much in a victor. I am responsible for everything mentality. My broke friends are often really stuck in the victim mentality. It's a super interesting dichotomy. Another thing is I think a lot of broke people will talk about the past and a lot of wealthy people talk about the future.

[Charles @charliefx_]

The game only ends when the coffin closes

[corleone @corleoneYC]

Os homens podem trabalhar até de madrugada, acordar às 5 da manhã, estar endividado, desanimado, sozinho, e ainda ter fé que um dia tudo vai dar certo.

[Adio @Adiofreak]

Just saw an Instagram reel that said:

“At some point you become the age that your parents were in your childhood memories, only you don’t feel like an adult, and you realize your parents were still just kids trying to figure it out too”

And that shit just fucked me up.

[Jaylor Rana @UnpaidPhilosphr]

I’ll get hate for this, but let’s not sugarcoat it: gender equality exists because men chose to institutionalize it. If men collectively decided tomorrow that gender equality should cease to exist, women couldn’t do much about it. That’s the uncomfortable reality of power.

[ElectionMapsIF @ElectionMapsIF]

The most compelling argument I've come across for Christianity being true is just how demonic the worst people alive get at the sight of it

[Smitty @BrickSmitHouse]

What. And I cannot stress this enough… THE FUCK.

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

One day, your home will be empty, and someone will have to decide what to do with your things. They'll open your drawers. They'll find the watch you treasured so much, the car you spent three years paying off, and the clothes you saved for special occasions because you didn't want to wear them out. And they'll make three piles: what to sell, what to give away, and what to throw away. None of it goes with you. Not a single thing. The only thing that goes with you is that afternoon you stayed talking for hours and didn't even realize where the time went. The look on your mom's face when you showed up to visit her without telling her you were coming. Don't collect things... Collect moments with the people you love

[Fat Slag @Andrewisliv111d]

Dolly just visited me I’m shaking

[𝐦𝐚𝐫~ @marphoria]

fingertip oven mitt guy makes me die every time LMAOOO

[Wost🕷️ @mosthiphop]

He looks like an imaginary bear that only Lil Baby can see

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

lindsay clancy admitted she did it, there is no evidence it was her husband, she was NEVER diagnosed with postpartum psychosis or postpartum depression, she had plenty of resources & tons of help more help than most women in WORSE situations have had, she purposely told her husband to go on a long errand so she would have enough time to do what she wanted to do, she planned all of this out. in the middle of strangling her 3 children to death during "psychosis" she managed to take a phone call from her husband and sound totally rational then go right back to her "psychosis".

she was NOT failed by the system or her husband,…she failed herself and most of all she failed her children. she was the person meant to protect those babies and she betrayed them like an evil demotic bitch from hell. She deserves to rot in prison or worse.

pre-meditated murder being "manslaughter" is insane but there's 12 women on the jury so i won't be shocked if they fall for the "she's just a sad widdle girl" guilt trip her lawyers pulled at the end there

if lindsay clancy isn’t held accountable for her actions due to "hormones", it sets a precedent that women will not be punished by the law the same way men are punished because “hormones” and i shudder to think about the copy cat cases that will come from this if she is not found guilty of murder