Brandon Espinoza

Majured N Engliche.

[Brandon Espinoza @BrandonXEspi]

Happy #InternationalTalkLikeAPirateDay
Love,
The now unemployed former Patchy the Pirate

Featuring unemployed mermaid @llmcclell

[Brandon Espinoza @BrandonXEspi]

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[Brandon Espinoza @BrandonXEspi]

@ethansaslater Done and done. By ducks you meant me, I’m assuming. Ducks was just a type-o. I’ll take care of it.
This tweet has been sponsored by Burger King, oddly enough.

[Brandon Espinoza @BrandonXEspi]

@ethansaslater So....should I return this Big Mac you asked me to get you or should I just leave it on the counter?

[Brandon Espinoza @BrandonXEspi]

This guy is gonna be brilliant in this role. Congrats, brotha!

[Neil Haskell @NeilHaskell]

Today is the day!! I am taking over as King George 3 on the Phillip tour with @HamiltonMusical!!! We’ll be in OKC for another 2 weeks then coming to a city near you. 🤴🏼😁😁😁😁

[Holly Figueroa O'Reilly @AynRandPaulRyan]

"There was a senator, I think it was after my pancreatic cancer, who announced with great glee that I was going to be dead within six months. That senator, whose name I have forgotten, is now dead himself, and I am very much alive." - Justice Ginsburg

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[Neil Haskell @NeilHaskell]

I commented on a friend’s insta pic with a 🤣🤣🤣

Turns out it was a “which headshot is the best headshot” post.

I lost a friend today.😬

[Brandon Espinoza @BrandonXEspi]

Love this!

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

It’s important to note that the President’s words yday, telling four American Congresswomen of color “go back to your own country,” is hallmark language of white supremacists.

Trump feels comfortable leading the GOP into outright racism, and that should concern all Americans.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

Mr. President,

As Members of Congress, the only country we swear an oath to is the United States.

Which is why we are fighting to protect it from the worst, most corrupt and inept president we have ever seen.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

The American people are sick and tired of a president who is a liar, a fraud, a narcissist and a bully, @realDonaldTrump. They want leadership which unites us, not divides us.

[Brandon Espinoza @BrandonXEspi]

Hell yes, @_PaulNolan! Saw this off-Broadway at @NYTW79 and it is astounding. See. This. Play.

[Jeremy O. Harris @jeremyoharris]

When I found out @SlavePlayBway was happening one of the first things I said was, “How will my friends afford this?” My producing team and I made accessibility a priority for ppl like me who never saw broadway shows Bc of $$, now 10,000 seats will be $39

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[Palmer Report @PalmerReport]

Donald Trump's day so far:

- Jeffrey Epstein woke up in jail
- Trump's role in all this is going to come out
- #AcostaResign is trending
- Trump praises Twitter account that ends up getting suspended
- Impeachment is coming
- Trump is going to prison
- It's still only 3pm

[Brandon Espinoza @BrandonXEspi]

😱😱😱😱

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

Kawhi Leonard has been recruiting Paul George to find a way to get to the Clippers and LA pulled it off tonight: George goes to the Clippers with Leonard, and together they walk into Staples Center to go head-to-head with LeBron James and Anthony Davis.

[Brandon Espinoza @BrandonXEspi]

...but you just said it’s fake news, so how can we believe that?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The Economy is the BEST IT HAS EVER BEEN! Even much of the Fake News is giving me credit for that!

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Now I’m on my way to Clint, where the Trump admin was denying children toothpaste and soap.

This has been horrifying so far. It is hard to understate the enormity of the problem. We’re talking systemic cruelty w/ a dehumanizing culture that treats them like animals.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

After I forced myself into a cell w/ women&began speaking to them, one of them described their treatment at the hands of officers as “psychological warfare” - waking them at odd hours for no reason, calling them wh*res, etc.

Tell me what about that is due to a “lack of funding?”

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

Brooklyn is making a clean sweep tonight: Brooklyn will sign Kevin Durant, Kyrie Irving and DeAndre Jordan, league sources tell ESPN.

[Brandon Espinoza @BrandonXEspi]

@SDinwiddie_25 @nyknicks Seems like all Knicks fans have are their attendance 😂😂😂😂
Dinwiddie you a savage, man. I’m a die hard Nets fan, and I love the team we had last year, but looking forward to what you guys do this coming season.

[Brandon Espinoza @BrandonXEspi]

Ah, the Tony Awards. A time when everyone’s best friend is either a nominee or a winner. #TonyAwards2019

[Brandon Espinoza @BrandonXEspi]

My god, you’re the dumbest fucking person to ever be President.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I was actually sticking up for Sleepy Joe Biden while on foreign soil. Kim Jong Un called him a “low IQ idiot,” and many other things, whereas I related the quote of Chairman Kim as a much softer “low IQ individual.” Who could possibly be upset with that?