Brandon

The world is cruel, the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased, Unprejudiced...fair.

[Brandon @Brandon_LukeK]

I hate when I shave and people that see me all the time are like, “Did you shave?” and then when I give them a sarcastic answer like, “Nah, the hair just fell off.” they get mad. Just don’t ask a dumb question. 🙄

[Emily BAMA BY FIDDY @elbuckner]

Americans finding out Australians and “a lot of the world” on X don’t like them:

[HausenKS 🌾🇺🇸 @HausenKS]

Twitter when I woke up this morning.

The World Cup brings out the best 😎🇺🇸

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

This World Cup is doing wonders to America PR😭

[⭐️ #freejulian @barca6time]

Football fans when Americans celebrate a world cup win like any other country does

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

BLACK MAN NAMED FREEMAN SCORING ON JUNETEENTH?!

[🦑 @CaicedoSavedMe]

10,000 AUSSIES NEED TO HOLD THAT L

[Hyper 🌪️ @Hyperjack13]

USA is getting steroid and paid refs allegations in SOCCER.

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

Female humor is just copying male humor and making it as unfunny as possible

[Jedi @dhe3g]

i wonder why the boys makes fun of literally every aspect of right wingers except for their devotion to israel

[Copperberg @sofresh_sobleam]

More like it

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When you hear how much the company made this year but your paycheck is still the same

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Bottle this feeling 🍾

[Gooner Chris @ArsenalN7]

First PREMIER LEAGUE footballer to win the Premier League as a MANAGER 🔥🏆

[THE BOYS @TheBoysTV]

Last time we get to post this. End of an era, mates. Thank ya for making this admin’s job a fuckin’ blast.

[#KCFC 🇬🇭🇺🇸 @Playboi_Gandhi]

I saw Bayern 10-2 twice
I saw us bottle the league to Leicester
I saw the Monaco 2nd leg
I saw Baku
I saw the Atletico UEL semifinal
I saw us concede 33 shots to Watford
I saw Newcastle 21/22
I saw 8-2
I saw it all