Guys that work at weed dispensaries are like “No bro I swear it’s not gonna feel like you’ve been wrapped with bandages and locked in a sarcophagus for 2 thousand years” meanwhile the strain is named The Mummy’s Curse Comes True
getting your ass ate out kind of ruins masturbation a little bit. like nothing i do is even remotely comparable to a wet sloppy rimjob so what is even the point in touching my dick now