Witness Protection Chris Evans

“I'm part Bruce Wayne, part Bruce Willis and part Bruce Vilanch.”

[Witness Protection Chris Evans @Brandonmabrey35]

Having Anakin’s entire backstory explained due to an NFL game by @KyleBrandt and the transformation of a red lightsaber by bleeding a kyber crystal pertaining to politics by @jonstewart was not on my 2025 Bingo card, but I want more of it.

[Kyle Brandt @KyleBrandt]

Al Michaels and Kirk Herbstreit. Not big Star Wars guys.

Lending a hand to help them understand Jaxson Dartwalker.

[Witness Protection Chris Evans @Brandonmabrey35]

@PrincessKaate I was indifferent with Violent Nature and was hoping they weren’t just going to go metal core on us.

[Witness Protection Chris Evans @Brandonmabrey35]

I’m not sure what other language we need to say it in, but he has to go.

[Witness Protection Chris Evans @Brandonmabrey35]

@IsabellaMDeLuca

[Witness Protection Chris Evans @Brandonmabrey35]

@Smileykylie_xo I’m graduating from ASU in May and walking in that one since I was also part of the Covid graduating class, so sending congratulatory vibes and support your way!

[Witness Protection Chris Evans @Brandonmabrey35]

@knowledge_fight Really excited to hear the episode covering this train wreck.

[Witness Protection Chris Evans @Brandonmabrey35]

One of the best video game series I’ve played with the truly perfect voice cast. Growing up with this series was truly the definition of “being spoiled”.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

12 years & a day ago today.
Freed from the constraints of television's Standards & Practices Dept. (TV censors) & aimed at a more mature audience, the Arkham trilogy was dark, gritty & extremely violent. This was a whole new Joker for me.

🦇vs 🃏

[Witness Protection Chris Evans @Brandonmabrey35]

If you can’t find the strength and will to win for yourselves tonight, do it for Butkus.
#For51 #BearDown

[Witness Protection Chris Evans @Brandonmabrey35]

@1035KISSFM @fredshowradio
More random info about Kuwait before anybody decides to visit-
It is UNGODLY humid and regular breathing is like sipping oxygen through a thin straw.

[Witness Protection Chris Evans @Brandonmabrey35]

I’m just going to tell you this now; if I see you guzzling down one of these diabetus-in-a-cup, I’m going to smack it out of your hand with the weight of 14 glazed donuts.
No human being should be coming close to this. If you do, you might as well get in line for Ozempic.

[Witness Protection Chris Evans @Brandonmabrey35]

I mean, she did have to be 2 people at different times.
#BestOfBothWorlds

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Miley Cyrus reacts to her daily work schedule as a 13-year-old, from 5:30AM until the evening.

[Witness Protection Chris Evans @Brandonmabrey35]

When Fields was drafted, I was overseas in Kuwait.
I could hear the audible sigh of relief mixed with the roar of thunderous applause from Chicago even being there.
Fields has to work.

[Kyle Brandt @KyleBrandt]

I was asked: Who’s under more pressure this year, Justin Fields or Jordan Love?

[Witness Protection Chris Evans @Brandonmabrey35]

The mention of selling your soul to Cutco every so often just cuts too deep.
@1035KISSFM @fredshowradio

[Witness Protection Chris Evans @Brandonmabrey35]

@SportsCenter 🥜🥊

[Witness Protection Chris Evans @Brandonmabrey35]

@midwestern_ope Wait, this isn’t something everyone does?

[Witness Protection Chris Evans @Brandonmabrey35]

Not sure who this’ll reach, but really hoping this leads to people being kinder to each other. https://t.co/EitXlAJIYx

[Witness Protection Chris Evans @Brandonmabrey35]

“We like freedom except for you being able to choose what books you read, what your kids learn in schools, and what rights everyone has.”

[Rick Scott @ScottforFlorida]

I’m warning socialists and communists not to travel to Florida. They are not welcome in the Sunshine State.

[Witness Protection Chris Evans @Brandonmabrey35]

@Riley_G_ @ImBradySmith If we don’t understand the issues contributing to the unrest, then no mayor will be able to mitigate it.

[Witness Protection Chris Evans @Brandonmabrey35]

one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/Q0jStrH0xV