Slut for Crabragoon

Swords, Night-Time, and Trespassing. Triple Scorpio.

[Slut for Crabragoon @Brandonp3terson]

Me now v. Me in 20 years

[Slut for Crabragoon @Brandonp3terson]

Corgis are just the Pixar moms of the dog world

[Spence @_SupHolmes]

This man accomplished something incredible AND took the coldest pic of 2021

[melanie @earthdombaby]

How it feels being a Gemini, Scorpio & Sagittarius in astrology

[Slut for Crabragoon @Brandonp3terson]

ITS A T FOR TROY

[svrp @shereeserenee]

since you boys know everything what’s this

[Andy Crouch @BeerScribe]

As a public service, @SierraNevada should forgo seasonal releases and just brew Celebration year round until this is all over. The times demand it.

[Slut for Crabragoon @Brandonp3terson]

@CWeinz33 Too bad they didn’t want to work for Pyramid Scheme Cosmetics! I get to make my own hours and work from home everyone should DM me for details on how to sign up, only $895 but you can make up to 5 grand a month!

[Slut for Crabragoon @Brandonp3terson]

Last week I learned Maryville University is not in Maryville and I’m still not okay about it

[Slut for Crabragoon @Brandonp3terson]

Can @jonasbrothers concerts be considered an essential service yet?

[Kristi Iwashiro @kfertranslation]

Just got this with our delivery and HOLY CRAP I had no idea 🤯 We’ll be ordering directly from now on.

[Slut for Crabragoon @Brandonp3terson]

Say what you will about OnlyFans but I just moved into my dream house at 23

[Slut for Crabragoon @Brandonp3terson]

I bet if you tell Covid-19 you love them it’ll go away

[Slut for Crabragoon @Brandonp3terson]

I wanna know what’s going on with Buck the Vocab Pup rn and did that school win or nah

[Cale Lauchner @clauckness]

Tinder should change their app name to Quarantinder for the time being

[Netflix @netflix]

𝒟𝑒𝒶𝓇 𝒻𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒹, 𝐼 𝒶𝓂 𝓌𝓇𝒾𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝑜 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒷𝑒𝒸𝒶𝓊𝓈𝑒 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒫𝑒𝓇𝓀𝓈 𝑜𝒻 𝐵𝑒𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶 𝒲𝒶𝓁𝓁𝒻𝓁𝑜𝓌𝑒𝓇 𝒾𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝑜𝓃 𝒩𝑒𝓉𝒻𝓁𝒾𝓍.

[Slut for Crabragoon @Brandonp3terson]

When horse girls become extremists