Brando

Regular Democrat who came here to brew beer and talk trash and I’m all out of brewing yeast and also out of trash to talk but that won’t stop me.

[Brando @Brandossius]

@no1nameleft https://t.co/UDxPh8KP76

I’ll see you there!

[Brando @Brandossius]

So long, Twitter, I’m off to Bluesky, hope to see you there. Let the Nazis enjoy their cesspool.

[Brando @Brandossius]

True. I voted for Harris but really voted for my daughter.

[Brando @Brandossius]

@shockproofbeats Don’t they have SAG rules about this???

[Brando @Brandossius]

Megyn Kelly: Hey why do you call women fat pigs?

Trump: You must be on your period.

Megyn Kelly: Wow totally going to endorse you now.

[Brando @Brandossius]

He won’t say that to her face, though.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump: Michelle Obama hit me the other day. Am I allowed to hit her now? I’d love to hit her back

[Brando @Brandossius]

@JamesSurowiecki Or for that matter build a wall which I was told would have stopped illegal immigration.

[Brando @Brandossius]

Apparently their closing message is to scare the shit out of voters.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

RFK Jr: "I'm confident that if I wanted to do HHS Secretary the president would fight like hell to make that happen"

[Brando @Brandossius]

@RobGeorge Such is a risk of a campaign being run by people who ate too online. They assume the typical voter understands all their weird references and won’t make the wrong conclusions.

[Brando @Brandossius]

@awoodustin Bad wording when you consider the context. That was back when establishment Republicans would never publicly impugn an ethnic group.

[Brando @Brandossius]

I’m not sure why anyone is angry about polls saying it’s a tossup. If you want your side to win, wouldn’t you want your people to think it’ll be a nail biter and act accordingly?

The “we got this in the bag” crap didn’t work out so well for Hillary’s supporters.

[Brando @Brandossius]

I’m curious—did pollsters adjust their models of the electorate to account for the large portion of the million Americans who died from COVID being Trump supporters who opted against vaccination?

[Ben Wexler @mrbenwexler]

What if Kamala wins by exactly the number of anti-vax Republicans who died of Covid

[Brando @Brandossius]

Republicans losing their shit over the implication that their spouses might have to keep their votes secret from them is sort of proving the point Democrats are making.

[Brando @Brandossius]

This is also why they give convicted murderers rifles so long as they have eyesight too poor to aim properly.

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

I swear to God the final Wall Street Journal editorial making case for Trump includes this line.

“Mr Trump was too undisciplined, and his attention span too short, to stay on message much less stage a coup.”

Too erratic to coup! Trump 2024!

[Brando @Brandossius]

@hasanthehun She’s too busy losing swim meets lol.

[Brando @Brandossius]

@acnewsitics Oh I get it—he’s going out at “Don Jr Not Wearing a Watch.”

[Brando @Brandossius]

If Harris wins, I hope we get an actual Attorney General.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

One of the conditions of Donald Trump's release after his criminal conviction was that he not commit any more crimes. Trump's threats against Liz Cheney are a felony.

[Brando @Brandossius]

If you support the demented rapist candidate, that’s your right, but spare me any complaints about not getting respect from the rest of us.

[Brando @Brandossius]

@LindseyBoylan Didn’t they learn from him fucking up his wife’s campaign with his airport tarmac stunt with Loretta Lynch? Everyone complaining about Comey should remember the one reason Comey even was involved in speaking on email-gate.

[Brando @Brandossius]

We should be thankful he didn’t call them “shit heads.”

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Joe Biden has these disphits wearing garbage bags in public 🤣