Sam

Mom || Student || 🌻

[Sam @BranfordSamii]

This. Is. Paradise

[Sam @BranfordSamii]

#smileyprom

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@tayepurks @FeroxFierce @GorillaGlue What in the hell does black history month have to do with anything? 😂 don’t even try going down that road. We can agree to disagree

[Sam @BranfordSamii]

@tayepurks @FeroxFierce @GorillaGlue I also wouldn’t care as much if she wasn’t suing.. that also teaches her kids that she has no sense of accountability. Your suing a company for your own mistake? Way to get ahead in life

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@tayepurks @FeroxFierce @GorillaGlue Yes, jealous of a 40 year old dumbass that doesn’t know the difference between hair glue and wood glue. Am I mad that she is getting money? 100% when in 2017 a young man died because he was $50 short for his insulin when he tried to make a go fund me, but let’s support this idiot

[Sam @BranfordSamii]

@FeroxFierce @GorillaGlue The fact that you think gorilla glue owes her anything is laughable. She’s the joke of the year right now and what makes it better is the fact that she actually thinks she has a case to sue 😂🥴 at 40, how embarrassing

[Sam @BranfordSamii]

@FeroxFierce @GorillaGlue So we are paying people for being dumbasses now? Ok got it 😂

[Sam @BranfordSamii]

@IAmNotCory Has to be the only reason. There is no way he genuinely has feelings for Victoria, she’s a literal child

[Sam @BranfordSamii]

@motownbean Do tell

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But can you imagine being married to Victoria F 🤢 #TheBachelor

[Sam @BranfordSamii]

I forgot how good tanning feels

[Sam @BranfordSamii]

🤬🤬

[Sam @BranfordSamii]

Having a dog is so much fun, like when I have to take him to the vet because I think he swallowed my remote and they have to do xrays and induce vomiting.. only to find out he DIDNT swallow my remote but is apparently eating his own shit 🙃

[Sam @BranfordSamii]

@bgray95 @BachelorABC What did I miss? Why is she a home wrecker?!

[Sam @BranfordSamii]

Been focusing more on myself and my happiness 🤗 10/10 would recommend

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the bachelor producers after booking chase rice to perform at victoria’s date KNOWING they dated #thebachelor

[Sam @BranfordSamii]

Ashamed to admit that I am excited for the new episode of #TheBachlor tonight 🙃

[Sam @BranfordSamii]

I want to go back to Mexico

[Sam @BranfordSamii]

Coming to terms with the fact that I suck as a human being, and I think I’m ok with that