Branny ☺️

Teacher!! god first ✝️ father of 2, possibly 3, i’m not sure if i’m the dad or not. he’s ginger.

[Branny ☺️ @Branny1234]

Hello guys!! just been teaching, currently on my break, little shit kid just clarted me on the head so i threw a lazer pointer at him and now he’s unconscious. send help.

[Branny ☺️ @Branny1234]

@singinginthepis 𝒲𝒽ℴ 𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒹ℯ𝓁ℯ𝒸𝓉𝒶𝒷𝓁ℯ 𝓈𝓅ℯ𝒸𝒾𝓂𝒾𝓃？

[Branny ☺️ @Branny1234]

Hello guys!! just been teaching, currently on my break, little shit kid just clarted me on the head so i threw a lazer pointer at him and now he’s unconscious. send help.

[Branny ☺️ @Branny1234]

@singinginthepis May i ask what happens during 𝒻𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎 𝓁𝓊𝓃𝒸𝒽？👅

[Branny ☺️ @Branny1234]

@singinginthepis What do you want, freaky WHS…

[Branny ☺️ @Branny1234]

God knows the majority of them need it, a little good old fashioned beating is sure to help them through their trigonometry exam ! it’s the wet wipe parents, i’m telling you. Anyway, sternberg left me when i was incarcerated so i’m open for new WOMAN applications! ;)

[Branny ☺️ @Branny1234]

Hello branny nation. It’s been 4 years since i opened this account - a lot has changed. i’m currently serving 25 to life in max security for some tiny little child endangerment charges involving a bottle of jacks, a ford fiesta and a severe lack of seatbelts. Thats irrelevant.

[Branny ☺️ @Branny1234]

What IS relevant however, is the severe lack of homework club attendees i’ve had recently - my kids currently have their gcses coming up, and yet are too lazy to travel to my prison to do revision sessions? UNACCEPTABLE. for goodness sake, is this what our generations come to?

[Branny ☺️ @Branny1234]

Hello branny nation. Just served a 10 month prison sentence. Not happy. Need to find new stew wife as doris has left me. Also bumped into a bloke drinking excessive amounts of KFC gravy earlier. Strange.

[Branny ☺️ @Branny1234]

I did not mean that the six weeks are over. I meant that they are starting. Apologies for my spelling errors, i ate too much stew yesterday.

[Branny ☺️ @Branny1234]

Good evening branny nation. I am.. Rejoyced that the six weeks holidays are over. Here are some projects that i have been working on.

- Met a hot new STEW WIFE. Her name is sterberg, but i call her Sterny. She’s a little bit.. Dusty.. Nothing a little bit of vassaline won’t fix.

[Branny ☺️ @Branny1234]

Homework club… That is a name i haven’t spoken in a while. Forgot to update you on that. One of the little rasculous Whore mothers filed a law suit for attempted murder! i only shoved him into the recycling bin head first with a bag on his head, where is peoples sense of humor!

[Branny ☺️ @Branny1234]

Good evening branny nation. I am.. Rejoyced that the six weeks holidays are over. Here are some projects that i have been working on.

- Met a hot new STEW WIFE. Her name is sterberg, but i call her Sterny. She’s a little bit.. Dusty.. Nothing a little bit of vassaline won’t fix.

[Branny ☺️ @Branny1234]

- Have decided to quit teaching chemistry. I am now going to be a food tech teacher. Except i will only teach classes how to make stew. If anybody challenges the stew, they will spend an evening at.. Homework club😈

[Branny ☺️ @Branny1234]

i kick him. he starts crying. i’m fired. stew everywhere. burn marks on my arm from hot stew. fuming.

I have a plan to sneak back into school.. Through the tunnels. the sewer system, one might say.

Branny out. 👋

[Branny ☺️ @Branny1234]

Oh no… Lord branny is not happy.
it is now lunch time and i am attempting to have a lovely meal. STEW obviously. and this little.. gang are challenging my authority. i attempted to break up a fight bwteeen two members, and this lanky one, let’s call him.. incest.. (1/3)

[Branny ☺️ @Branny1234]

spent a month in hiding because i was so traumatised. i have finally.. emerged. and i am going to get my teaching position back.

[Branny ☺️ @Branny1234]

Now..i must explain where i have been over the 8 .. long, long.. months. i shall start at the beginning. after my last tweet, i encountered the little man whore my STEW WIFE was cheating on me with. me,Big Boy Branny, the absolute machine, was obviously not going to sit down(1/?)

[Branny ☺️ @Branny1234]

sit down and take it like a little bitch. i challenged him. he gave me a bloody nose. i stabbed him twice with a protractor. served 7 months. got out of prison. homeless man challenges me to a sword fight. i don’t have a sword? i then found out what he meant by sword fight.

[Branny ☺️ @Branny1234]

Hello guys. I have.. Returned. Prepare to hear about my tretcherous journeys over the past 8 months.

[Branny ☺️ @Branny1234]

YOU LITTLE SOD! HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT MY BOY TOY LOVEY DOVEY FITTY HITTY LITTLY DITTY BOYFRIEND. PRIVATE MESSAGE ME NOW.

[Branny ☺️ @Branny1234]

Can you be my new STEW WIFE? 👌

[Branny ☺️ @Branny1234]

this is another reason i divorced my wife. FUMING. This is the little rambunctious sod my STEW WIFE has been CHEATING ON ME WITH. I COUGHT HIM DRIBBLING ON HER. PROBABLY GAVE HER Chlamidya!

[Branny ☺️ @Branny1234]

this is another reason i divorced my wife. FUMING. This is the little rambunctious sod my STEW WIFE has been CHEATING ON ME WITH. I COUGHT HIM DRIBBLING ON HER. PROBABLY GAVE HER Chlamidya!