BrawnyPTG

The guy who makes you dry but like, in a good way

[BrawnyPTG @Brawny_PTG]

We made another commercial y’all! Having a blast helping in unconventional places. Many thanks to @TrackRivals and Edwin Garcia for their talents on camera and Nikolay Hill behind the lens. Presenting:
A HIGHER CALLING
#brawny #parody #comedy #commercial #marketing #BrawnyPete

[BrawnyPTG @Brawny_PTG]

New Logo created by my friend Jenn #Brawny #parody #comedy #stilladream #logo #marketing

[BrawnyPTG @Brawny_PTG]

New Brawny Thought. Yup. It’s a weird one and requires musical theater knowledge. Maybe Mr. Miranda and I should write an absorbing show #BrawnyThoughts #Brawny #parody #comedy #MusicalTheater #Hamilton #Rent #TickTickBoom #LinManuelMiranda @Lin_Manuel @HamiltonMusical

[BrawnyPTG @Brawny_PTG]

We made a friggin commercial y’all! Super proud of this and incredibly grateful to Amy Kersten and Olivia Dunkley for their help with the insanity! #brawny #parody #comedy #mom #pregnant #baby #marketing #commercial

[BrawnyPTG @Brawny_PTG]

New Thought. Pamper your pets as you please y’all! #brawnythoughts #brawny #parody #comedy #stilladream #dogs #pamper #wordplay

[BrawnyPTG @Brawny_PTG]

New Thought on MLK day. Thank you for your lessons kind legend. #BrawnyThoughts #Brawny #parody #comedy #stilladream #MLK #Lessons

[BrawnyPTG @Brawny_PTG]

Following Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion on here cuz they got that Wet A** P**** and that’s something I could help with

[BrawnyPTG @Brawny_PTG]

Brawny Paper Towel Guy with a New Thought #BrawnyThoughts #Brawny #parody #comedy #stilladream #clean #drive #lessons

[BrawnyPTG @Brawny_PTG]

Brawny Paper Towel Guy with a New Thought #BrawnyThoughts #Brawny #parody #comedy #stilladream #optimism

[BrawnyPTG @Brawny_PTG]

@solomongeorgio And they call the eggplant emoji “Slobber Gene”

[BrawnyPTG @Brawny_PTG]

Gotta love it when parents care enough to send the very best.

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

Parents are like "You left a gently used paper towel in your room over christmas. Do you need that? Want me to mail it?"

[BrawnyPTG @Brawny_PTG]

Brawny Thought #4 #Brawny #BrawnyPTG #Paper #Towel #Guy #BrawnyThoughts #parody #character #comedy #silly #StillADream #laundry #clean

[BrawnyPTG @Brawny_PTG]

New Brawny Thought #Brawny #BrawnyPTG #Paper #Towel #Guy #BrawnyThoughts #parody #character #comedy #silly #StillADream #BillyJoel

[BrawnyPTG @Brawny_PTG]

@eddiepepitone If you want “he polka polka passed” to be the theme, Elfman’s the clear choice

[BrawnyPTG @Brawny_PTG]

New Thought #Brawny #BrawnyPTG #Paper #Towel #Guy #BrawnyThoughts #parody #character #comedy #silly #ButStillADream

[BrawnyPTG @Brawny_PTG]

My friend Amy suggested I start a series that gives a glimpse into the mind of The Brawny Paper Towel Guy. Here’s the first. Hope they give some insights. #Brawny #BrawnyPTG #Paper #Towel #Guy #comedy #silly #ButReallyADream

[BrawnyPTG @Brawny_PTG]

Here to help you get wet… uh… when you get wet. Help you when you get wet #brawny #brawnyptg #paper #towel #guy

[BrawnyPTG @Brawny_PTG]

Making a run at this! Up first, a commercial I just made as an introduction. It’d be cool to catch Dawn’s attention but we know I’m just tryna keep y’all dry. #Brawny #BrawnyPTG #Paper #Towel #Guy #silly #fun #ButThisDreamIsReal