Bray Cary's Clone

I'm the parody Decision Maker and media mogul, cloned from a blood sample stolen by a contemptible nurse. Not affiliated with West Virginia Media Holdings.

[Senator Jim Justice @JimJustice_WV]

I have to say, West Virginia is home to some of the best stargazing spots. For help finding the best place to see the stars, visit: https://t.co/KFhuEYbkae

[Bray Cary's Clone @BrayCaryClone]

@Kenwardjr That's all great Ken, but when's the last time you made a multimillion-dollar transaction with some Russians? #DecisionMakers

[Bray Cary's Clone @BrayCaryClone]

My media empire's outlets weren't afraid of reporting the good when good's good. That was my Decision. Also my Decision to advise @WVGovernor to call out enemy of the people at the Gazette. WV needs more fair journalism like that offered by the Daily Mail. #wvpol #goodsgood

[Bray Cary's Clone @BrayCaryClone]

@MorriseyWV @EvanJenkinsWV It takes a braindead moron to call Evan Jenkins a liberal. You want to defend that on Decision Makers? #WorkingforMe #wvpol #idiot

[Bray Cary's Clone @BrayCaryClone]

@8NEWS @Christina8News @amylacey8news @Whitney8News @Kerri8News @amysimpson8news

look into why he lost previous jobs

[Bray Cary's Clone @BrayCaryClone]

@8NEWS employees: it's not just you - Shane has a history of racism and sexual harassment. @Christina8News @amylacey8news @Whitney8News

[Bray Cary's Clone @BrayCaryClone]

*glances around room, slowly raises hand* https://t.co/HnrdalUQXo

[Taylor Kuykendall @taykuy]

Recently watched Bray Carey talk about coal policy. Anyone under Bray Carey Co.s that has earned over 50k, please raise your hand.

[Bray Cary's Clone @BrayCaryClone]

My hands smell like cat food and the last thing I remember is laying naked on a pile of $20 bills. Splitting headache. What'd I miss? (2/2)

[Bray Cary's Clone @BrayCaryClone]

Whoa you guys, I just woke up in a pile of airplane liquor bottles and what appears to be clipping from several Kohls circulars. (1/2)

[Bray Cary's Clone @BrayCaryClone]

@Justiceforwv: If Jim has to change diabetic compression socks 500 times a day, he needs immediate medical attention. #wvpol #bleedingulcers

[Bray Cary's Clone @BrayCaryClone]

If @MorriseyWV spends $99k taxpayer money on campaign strategist, I should get tax credit to pay Pilar, my personal scrotum-drier. #wvpol

[Bray Cary's Clone @BrayCaryClone]

Someone said my #GOPcodename would be Bonaparte. I don't get it.

[Bray Cary's Clone @BrayCaryClone]

What's the over/under on saying "Common sense" at least 5 times? https://t.co/hIKkms80WZ

[Ann Ali @AskAnnAli]

Good morning, @Sen_JoeManchin says he's ready to announce his Iran decision w/reporters on a 930 conference call

[Bray Cary's Clone @BrayCaryClone]

Don't get me wrong, it looks super professional social media web expert, @bryanweather @SpencerWeather.

[Bray Cary's Clone @BrayCaryClone]

It's cute how @bryanweather and @SpencerWeather have started sharing twitter accounts. You guys are adorable.

[Bray Cary's Clone @BrayCaryClone]

@Sen_JoeManchin @GVBrewingCo Devil Ants?

[Bray Cary's Clone @BrayCaryClone]

Whatever photog is doing @GbrClassic Pro-Am tomorrow, make sure to get a few good shots of Jim Justice's argyle diabetic compression socks.

[Bray Cary's Clone @BrayCaryClone]

@BellLawFirmWV Mickey Furfari is not part of #TeamWVMH, but his knowledge of the 1965 team's defensive line performance is unparalleled.

[Bray Cary's Clone @BrayCaryClone]

Really glad to be mentioned in Mickey Furfari's column today!