Matty Bray

An optimistic sceptic and more often than not smiling. Paint and draw. Like jokes. All opinions mine.

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@GunnerPuls Anelka

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@omid9 Love the subtitles. Violent condom.

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@HLTCO When people used to support English clubs in Europe, it was quite often because they had a lot of English players, English ownership and now it seems that people are more distanced from it.

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Can someone just section this absolute cunt excuse of a human being.

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‘Don’t you see that as a denigration of your baby?!’

Porn star Bonnie Blue’s plans to turn her baby shower into a ‘golden shower’ leaves Shelagh Fogarty feeling uncomfortable.

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@LBC Stop making stupid people famous.

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@1885_ABA2 Don't forget Osama bin Laden.

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@Billie_T Refreshed my timeline to write exactly this. Makes you think.

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@Ginofantastico I've locked myself out. Could you show me the best way to break into a house?

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When you're 44, but there's a baby on the way..

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@CraigMealy

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@MrJamesMay My body my choice.

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@FCRusthall

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@HACKETTREF What's your opinion on the "foul throw" for the back pass to donnarumma for Arsenal's goal. See so many not given.

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@Mrjamieohara1 What the fuck are those?

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Glad I'm watching with the sound off again @SkySportsPL

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Keep passing it to Kinsky on his left foot. Basics lads. #COYS

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@anon_opin Biffy Clyro are apparently Scottish but sing in a yank accent. How many syllables do you want out of the word ,"horror".

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@talkSPORT Alex Crook talking about football is like me having a chat with my dog about contemporary Jazz.

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@MarinaPurkiss @ChrisGPackham @SuellaBraverman Weather or whether balloon?

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@Mellor76 @liamgallagher I saw an old photo of me the other day with an eyebrow line. What was I thinking?