Brayden Lustig

A vegemite lover

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May need to be pay more attentation to your spelling @AFL

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At Chaddy today, I made eye contact with a woman walking to her car, so I followed her through the lanes. She weaved between a few cars, and I thought she’d found her spot. She nods at me, like “Yeah, I see you,” then walks straight out of the car park. Peak car park betrayal :(

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Saw some truly rogue sauna behaviour today. The man next to me walked in with a steaming takeaway coffee in a paper cup. No water, just him and his long black, roasting away side by side

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How's your Thursday going?

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On a run at the park when a basketball came over the fence from the neighbouring school. Thought I’d be the hero! I scooped it up one handed, fended off the wind, did a blind turn, and launched it right arm over into the only tree nearby. Bystanders laughing... kids in disbelief

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Did the dogs and cats swap jumpers? @7AFL #AFLCatsDogs

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That time of year when you’re not sure if your charger’s broken or your port’s just full of fluff

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Update: getting the password right second try is a bigger relief

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No bigger relief than getting your password right first go - giving the error message a classic don’t argue and bypassing the defence

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QR code group orders are a balancing act - go too early and you’re waiting on everyone else, go too late and you’re eyeing someone else’s chips.

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Mixed netball: the only sport where post-game pints or ice cream are part of the game plan.

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WhatsApp Desktop doesn’t get enough love - it’s seriously stepped up its game. Slick, stable, and actually reliable now… who would’ve thought?

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@issheserious Week 5 prediction: Sending a Facebook friend request, likely to ask about a university-related topic.

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@Sassilibb I’ve stumbled across a few sandwiches that defy the toasting magic, but its rare

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@AustralianOpen @nealskupski @wesleykoolhof 👑

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@Corney195 Only if it’s with a meal #backwash

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💪 @nealskupski & @wesleykoolhof win an epic vs the Tsitsipas brothers

#BackTheBrits 🇬🇧 | #AusOpen

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🌭 SOS 🌭

Young gun Nick Gross (grandson of club legend Joey Silver) has taken giant strides in his all-round game this season. The steely opener posted a quality half century on Sunday. Has also taken 11 poles @ 9 with his OS & done a superb job as stand-in ©️ when required 💙

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When writing a birthday message, tell your friend ‘I’ve loved watching you grow and develop as a person’, leading them to believe they are young and inexperienced, as opposed to you, the mature one #powermove @hamishandandy

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There needs to be a royal commission inquiry on how James Sicily missed the All Australian team :( #aflawardso