At Chaddy today, I made eye contact with a woman walking to her car, so I followed her through the lanes. She weaved between a few cars, and I thought she’d found her spot. She nods at me, like “Yeah, I see you,” then walks straight out of the car park. Peak car park betrayal :(
Saw some truly rogue sauna behaviour today. The man next to me walked in with a steaming takeaway coffee in a paper cup. No water, just him and his long black, roasting away side by side
On a run at the park when a basketball came over the fence from the neighbouring school. Thought I’d be the hero! I scooped it up one handed, fended off the wind, did a blind turn, and launched it right arm over into the only tree nearby. Bystanders laughing... kids in disbelief
When writing a birthday message, tell your friend ‘I’ve loved watching you grow and develop as a person’, leading them to believe they are young and inexperienced, as opposed to you, the mature one #powermove@hamishandandy