Bre

you know those times when you throw garbage at a trashcan nearby and you miss? thats pretty much the most accurate description of my life i can give you

[Bre @BreRoeYoBoat]

8 years and a whole new city later and this has become true again

[Bre @BreRoeYoBoat]

"So tell me Bre, when did you realize you lost control of your life?"

When I went to Burger King and they asked if I wanted my "usual"

[Bre @BreRoeYoBoat]

Someone on fb posted that “the non face emojis in your recents are your aesthetic” and mine are 🧌🫴🏻🦾💥🐑 help

[Bre @BreRoeYoBoat]

They closed the Victoria’s Secret in my hometown mall and put this there instead 😭

[Bre @BreRoeYoBoat]

I can be ready an hour early and still be a few minutes late

[Bre @BreRoeYoBoat]

Do you guys ever just miss the ocean

[Bre @BreRoeYoBoat]

If I ever catch the duolingo owl in the streets it’s on sight

[Bre @BreRoeYoBoat]

I spelled a word wrong in my threat to the duolingo owl. Imma try again

[Bre @BreRoeYoBoat]

If I ever catch that duolingo owl in the streets it’s on site

[Bre @BreRoeYoBoat]

People at work get so mad at me when they learn they’ve been saying my name wrong the whole time, but like, I say my name during introductions at every meeting so how is this my fault

[Bre @BreRoeYoBoat]

Twitters algorithm to recommend tweets for me is so bad. What have I ever done to deserve everlark hunger games content?

[Bre @BreRoeYoBoat]

@Bitterer_Bandit Omg FAKE

[Bre @BreRoeYoBoat]

@StacyCaySlays @stacycay This made me cry!! Seeing you come so far is so inspiring. Your advocacy is inspiring.

[Bre @BreRoeYoBoat]

Getting on and off top golf chairs is so humbling

[Bre @BreRoeYoBoat]

@stacycay Wait I thought I was there in that tavern videoing your first standup!! Was that one not your first?

[Bre @BreRoeYoBoat]

Packing for 3 months is so weird and hard. How many wigs do I take? I’ve never really worn any of them before but what if the opportunity came up

[Bre @BreRoeYoBoat]

I waited an hour for ramen from this great food truck when they told me they’d bring it to my car. I was starting to get upset when the guy finally brought it to me and was like “sorry for the wait, I got stuck in there. The door wouldn’t open and I couldn’t get out for 30 mins”

[Bre @BreRoeYoBoat]

@CashApp $breannaroe

[Bre @BreRoeYoBoat]

@GuneevSharma So cool!! That place is on my list of must sees

[Bre @BreRoeYoBoat]

@CashApp $breannaroe

[Bre @BreRoeYoBoat]

@CashApp $breannaroe now I’m less disappointed for not winning yesterday’s!