Breanna Schwartz

Mission Vet Partners - Marketing Manager | Ferris State Univ Alumni - AAS & BS | Eastern Michigan Univ Alumni - Masters | Volleyball Coach

[Breanna Schwartz @BreannaWooster]

I spend an abnormally large amount of time in my life trying to convince people to sing/dance with me. #partyofone 💃🎶🎤

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@mmain13 Yeah, then you have all the tools. It just sucks 😅 best of luck to you!

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@mmain13 Do you have this thing? This saved my life! (Still sucked. Just sucked less)

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I have never in my life thought so much about hugging people.

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My current reaction to any human who says “how are you?”

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I have actively avoided running for 26 years, but just signed up for a half marathon because all my friends were doing it. I thought high school peer pressure was bad, but adult peer pressure is a whole new level of twisted.

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@samm_sheridan @Ariana___Style Can I just come drink the wine👋🏻👋🏻

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@Woodruam WHAT

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@Heather_Lee20

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Just called Heather and told her I was engaged... then reminded her its April Fools Day. She didn't think it was as funny as I did. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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MARCH IS IZZO'S MONTH!!!!!!!!

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@RachelReber9 ....I didn't even think about that...

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Guess who was sound asleep in their own bed on St. Patrick's day until a Kraft single was thrown at their head?

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I'm convinced that the main reason I could never enter a cooking competition is because I have no idea how anyone chops an onion in 30 seconds without bursting into tears.

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💔💔💔

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"Keep the faith and we'll win."

"Jeopardy!" host Alex Trebek revealed in a video that he has stage 4 pancreatic cancer — but he plans to keep working while fighting it https://t.co/kmR7z8CScl

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Bud light was the winner of the Superbowl. Goodnight ✌

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My favorite moment this morning was watching GMA stress about the 22° in Atlanta while completely ignoring the -35° in Detroit at the top of the map. Don't worry world. We are fine. ✌

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@ESchwartz34 I'm reporting you for harrassment

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Since Zeke left for Florida we have gotten an ice storm, a blizzard, and record breaking negative temperatures...

In other news, I have become a psychotic girlfriend and blame Zeke for the weather.

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@ESchwartz34 You left. Weather got bad. Your fault.

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@dont_joshme There's been some minor technical difficulties