Shelley

Girl mom. Wife. Writer.

[Shelley @BreatheReboot]

Just busted out my nye dance move for some 11-year-olds. They aren’t impressed at all but I know my worth. #GoodBye2020 #parenting #NYE2020 #Dance #letme

[Shelley @BreatheReboot]

Teaching My Daughter the Joy of Travel https://t.co/BHHEEAFxBJ #traveling #parenting #daughters #Wanderlust

[Shelley @BreatheReboot]

"A spa retreat is more than just a vacation. It’s a Ferris Bueller’s day off from the world." 10 Best Spa Retreats in the U.S. for Gen X Women to Escape Stress and Rediscover Themselves https://t.co/AyvjbU5Hoy #spa #midlife #GenX #TravelYourWay

[Shelley @BreatheReboot]

@MattWallace888 Yes 💯

[connie brown @connieb02559104]

I want to see the show nine months later when he picks out which baby he loves most. #bachelor2022

[Shelley @BreatheReboot]

Nobody told me I would have to get a second job to pay for my tween daughter’s mascara obsession. #parenting #Parents #tweens #daughters

[Shelley @BreatheReboot]

Excited to share the latest addition to my #etsy shop: My Self Care Journal Inserts Printable Self Care Planner, Self Care Printable, Self Care Book, Self Care Planner Printable https://t.co/WwAnETeRCl #pink #gold #selfcareplanner #selfcarejournal #selfcareprintable #s

[Shelley @BreatheReboot]

Some positive notes to share with your daughter #etsy shop: Lunch Box Notes, Positive Mindset, Encouragement Cards, https://t.co/x9Jms1NttP #printablecards #positivitycards #inspirationmessages #backpacknotes #positivenotes #minicardset

[Shelley @BreatheReboot]

I was training for parenting during all of my 20s and didn’t even know it. 🙌🏼

[Not the Nanny @not_thenanny]

If you want to prepare for having kids skip getting a dog and just hang out with some drunk people. Try to get them to drink water, to leave a bar, to go to sleep. Help them pee, take away their phones, pull them off tables. That’ll give you a leg up for sure.

[Satirical Mommy @SatiricalMommy]

Want your husband to call you more? Send him to the grocery store alone.

[Shelley @BreatheReboot]

A good reason to have kids is to have them teach you stuff. Like how to get YouTube up on your TV. Stuff like that. #parenting #parenthood #kids #momwin #momlife

[Shelley @BreatheReboot]

Amen, sister!

[Not the Nanny @not_thenanny]

I drive a minivan and sometimes wear a fanny pack, so don’t worry about my side part.

[Shelley @BreatheReboot]

Empowered Women Empower Women, Power for Girls, Women's Empowerment, Feminist Mug Mugs for Women, Gifts for Her, Female Mugs, Women to Women https://t.co/KMDd6myRvD via @Etsy

[Shelley @BreatheReboot]

Throwback to that one time my daughter went to school and announced she had a new stepmom. #parenting #Parents #kids #momlife

[Shelley @BreatheReboot]

Hubs scrolling TV menu:
“We could watch that show about the fake baby.”

#TheServant #parenting #SundayFunday #tv #MarriedLife

[Shelley @BreatheReboot]

Dear #moms - today’s #selfcare tip: Just freaking use gift bags.

You will literally feel the weight lifting. I promise.

#stressmanagement #momlife #Christmas #ParentingGoals2020 #parentingtips

[Shelley @BreatheReboot]

Don’t tell me 2020 doesn’t offer SOME gifts.

[Go Ask Your Dad @_goaskyourdad_]

I know school isn’t the same in 2020, but at least I won’t have to stand at the holiday show this year because Brenda is holding a whole row of seats for people who haven’t arrived yet

[Shelley @BreatheReboot]

It’s a valid question. 🤣

[Not the Nanny @not_thenanny]

I read your gentle parenting book, but I’m still not clear on what to do when my toddler thrashes and screams inconsolably on the bathroom floor because I didn’t let her drink from the shampoo bottle.

[Shelley @BreatheReboot]

@MeganNollPhoto still no response from @Ford? I haven’t seen anything.