briTee

Your own…personal…punk rock…thirst trap.

[briTee @Breezchz]

Hidden talent: overcooking pizza rolls

[Admiral Snaccbar 🐙 @Chris_Mench]

It’s crazy how upstate New York is one of the most beautiful places in America while simultaneously being full of the most singularly depressing towns and cities you could ever imagine.

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

You’re all gonna feel really stupid when Mitch returns to the senate with an amazing BBL

[briTee @Breezchz]

The kind of ass when ya thighs are ya ass. Get your delulu girl, clap those loose sails!

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

We used to have it all 😭

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

[briTee @Breezchz]

A Love Letter Addressed: Dear Dietz & Watson Sandwich Slice Pickles, us here in upstate NY really like your pickles.
Please do with that info as you’d like. Thanks. Sincerely, People in Albany that drink a lot.

[briTee @Breezchz]

🤣🤣🤣omfg these people🤨🤔how is this serious?

[Sam Kay @NYCSamKay]

Steve Daines: “The flood of Mexican meth…20 years ago in Montana, meth was homemade. It was homegrown.”

[briTee @Breezchz]

Did Puerto Rico in January w/ my ride or dies, saw NIN on V-Day with besties, Cat Power and a pickle festival in March, relentless friendship during and in between, Chicago with friends end of summer, Hawaii in Dec for bday and Xmas. 2026 is already mine🙌🏼

[briTee @Breezchz]

Fun.

[VICE @VICE]

The Universe may not end. It may simply stretch itself thin until everything bright slips into permanent darkness. https://t.co/w16l1GW9bi

[briTee @Breezchz]

Omg yayyy let’s go like idk 7th-15th government shutdown of my lifetime? I love it here, existence is so neato ya’ll, having the best time!

[briTee @Breezchz]

Those times you inhale a drag of a cigarette extra hard on purpose just to make sure you can still feel….

[briTee @Breezchz]

Wow but 1st amendment though, right? We’re sticking a whole leg into the facism pool and that’s just fine? Bravo America, your legacy of idiocy will likely outlive the country at this point.

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

JUST IN: ABC is yanking Jimmy Kimmel’s late night show off the air indefinitely in the wake of comments he made about Charlie Kirk’s killing. https://t.co/fsVCEy7Nvx

[briTee @Breezchz]

@PostinClips These are great liberty spikes idk what we’re wtf’ing about here?

[briTee @Breezchz]

I’m sick even thinking about any of my exes doing this and they already did worse. 🤮🤮🤮🤮is there a former relationship equivalent to Vietnam flashbacks cause this is likely close to that?

[briTee @Breezchz]

Some people at the bar tonight addressed me as legend even though they didn’t know me and that tells me I’ve either hit an aura or lore level that I’m not even aware of. Unsure if I’m flattered or scared.

[jynx @jynxbby]

men will ruin ur life and then send you an ig reel

[Jason Mustian (derogatory) @jasonmustian]

Ever since I was little I knew I wanted to read restaurant menus on my phone.

[briTee @Breezchz]

So you want to date a bartender….

[briTee @Breezchz]

Live time employing said tip I’ve confused an entire table of 50+ women because like who is she though?

[briTee @Breezchz]

Pro tip: At large social function where you don’t know many people, sit at the table with only one chair. Then if people approach you they’re automatically framed as the weird person and not you for being alone in an entire crowd🙃

[briTee @Breezchz]

Pro tip: At large social function where you don’t know many people, sit at the table with only one chair. Then if people approach you they’re automatically framed as the weird person and not you for being alone in an entire crowd🙃