Dr Keyboard Cowboy DPT

Semiprofessional photoshopper, DraftKings SportsBook VIP Fridge Magnet Owner, lover of Carlos Hyde. Tua is actually good. The NFL is actually rigged

[Dr Keyboard Cowboy DPT @BreezeIDP]

Week 1: +18.62U ✅
Week 2: -.78U ❌
Week 3: +6.54U ✅
Week 4: +6.43U ✅
Week 5: -4.76U ❌
Week 6: +1.69U ✅
Week 7: +11.38U ✅
Week 8: +4.09U ✅
Week 9: +3.63U ✅
Week 10; -1.2U ❌

Overall: +45.64U

[Dr Keyboard Cowboy DPT @BreezeIDP]

My thoughts on the Tee Higgins not a touchdown catch.

The NFL is a poor product and whenever it's actually good they somehow go out of their way to make it bad again. It's dumbfounding

[Dr Keyboard Cowboy DPT @BreezeIDP]

I have twitter notifications turned off and I don't even follow Elon yet he is pushing hard notifications onto my phone of stupid shit he has to say. What a dweeb

[Dr Keyboard Cowboy DPT @BreezeIDP]

If only Elon could convert his tiny dick energy into a power source we wouldn't even have to use fossil fuels. Everyone wins

[Dr Keyboard Cowboy DPT @BreezeIDP]

Elon could say that each former twitter employee spent $100,000 of company funds on a pet unicorn and his fan boys would believe it

[Dr Keyboard Cowboy DPT @BreezeIDP]

Kinda want to cancel my bets for SNF #NICE

[Dr Keyboard Cowboy DPT @BreezeIDP]

@BonesawBets #rigged

[Dr Keyboard Cowboy DPT @BreezeIDP]

Ok Bears game legit rigged. Can't be convinced otherwise

[Dr Keyboard Cowboy DPT @BreezeIDP]

@BonesawBets Yes but Lions been holding all game too. 1 penalty. Add in Goff not roughing flop and Sanborn not int flop and it's too much to not be intentional

[Dr Keyboard Cowboy DPT @BreezeIDP]

We got a legit inside job going on today in Chicago. Really hard to bet on things that have predetermined outcomes

[Dr Keyboard Cowboy DPT @BreezeIDP]

Again a terrible missed PI call against the Bears. It doesn't matter this year but if I'm Justin Fields I feel like I'm playing a rigged game every single week.

[Dr Keyboard Cowboy DPT @BreezeIDP]

@BonesawBets Anzalone got his ass handed to him so badly they felt bad and called a hold

[Dr Keyboard Cowboy DPT @BreezeIDP]

I started watching Bears games again and the refs this year have just been abysmal

[Michael F. Florio @MichaelFFlorio]

With Ezekiel Elliott expected to sit, Tony Pollard is a must start RB this week

[Dr Keyboard Cowboy DPT @BreezeIDP]

@PeoplesChoice31

[Dr Keyboard Cowboy DPT @BreezeIDP]

No more TNF/London bets. Ever. Never ever. Y'all need to keep me accountable

[Dr Keyboard Cowboy DPT @BreezeIDP]

Geno Smith should be removed from any MVP conversation for not calling an audible and continuing with a HB toss vs 10 in the box

[Dr Keyboard Cowboy DPT @BreezeIDP]

My 5 yr old son and I have a weekly bonding ritual of cheering for whatever color team is going against Bama. He gets so pumped and it makes me happy. GO BLUE TEAM!

[Dr Keyboard Cowboy DPT @BreezeIDP]

@cory43 I know it's Georgia but if a Heisman winner has a game as bad as Hooker was last week then he shouldn't be a Heisman winner

[Dr Keyboard Cowboy DPT @BreezeIDP]

Nobody should win the Heisman this year. Carry it over so you can award multiple another year when people actually deserve it.