Brielle Snodgrass

Surprise Bitches, I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me

[Brielle Snodgrass @Breezethroughit]

I just had a breakdown because I bought a cute dress and it didn’t fit and my boyfriend said “you look great in everything you have you don’t need that stupid dress” #ilovehim

[Brielle Snodgrass @Breezethroughit]

In the way that men without fathers want to be the best father I am going to make sure I do everything I can to pick the right man so that my kids are so loved and get to experience everything I didn’t

[Brielle Snodgrass @Breezethroughit]

I am so envious of people that have amazing dads but in the sense that I want to make sure my kids have the best dad and not in the sense that I would change anything about my life..

[Brielle Snodgrass @Breezethroughit]

When I tell him I’m not feeling well and he insists I tell him what’s wrong… so I do.. I have cramps.. and so he stops responding? Like I’m pretty sure he knew I had a uterus I’m so confused and I hate men don’t ever even mention your balls to me again I swear

[Brielle Snodgrass @Breezethroughit]

White men I swear. This guy behind me at lunch is going on and on about how he is going to become an owner of a chick fil a… like he doesn’t need a net worth of over 1 mil and there’s no approval process “you can take a vacay when you want” sir…

[Brielle Snodgrass @Breezethroughit]

From the bottom of my heart

[Brielle Snodgrass @Breezethroughit]

Kryptonite for a girl with Anxiety... getting your oil changed

[Brielle Snodgrass @Breezethroughit]

When he says “I like you for you no matter what you look like” after praising you for eating 10 wheat thins for dinner and to “keep up the good work”

[Brielle Snodgrass @Breezethroughit]

My mom just got legitimately mad at me for using the word “boned” if you could send me some mom friendly euphemisms for that, please and thank you

[Brielle Snodgrass @Breezethroughit]

I don’t want a boyfriend in the gym until I’m doing cardio and run out of water

[Brielle Snodgrass @Breezethroughit]

I drunkenly entered a guys number in my phone the other night as 11 digits... I thought I was cute like no you can’t have mine I’ll take yours. It’s not meant to be because who knows which digit is extra

[Brielle Snodgrass @Breezethroughit]

Seeing weird capitalization in texts and knowing it’s been edited then wondering why and what they took out is my toxic trait

[Brielle Snodgrass @Breezethroughit]

@chrisdcomedy So eye opening

[Brielle Snodgrass @Breezethroughit]

Like ok you like me in a bikini tan but no speak got it

[Brielle Snodgrass @Breezethroughit]

This is how online dating is *cough* Hinge. Man: likes pic of me on the beach Me: writes something funny and cute back about something on their profile Man: ...........

[Brielle Snodgrass @Breezethroughit]

I just watched seaspiracy on Netflix and I can confidently say I just cannot bring myself to eat seafood ever again

[Brielle Snodgrass @Breezethroughit]

Ok ok my feelings were a little hurt so now I’ve gone full ice queen as of today

[Brielle Snodgrass @Breezethroughit]

One date later these words have been used; boyfriend, wife, love, soulmates, OH HEY ITS MY COMMITMENT ISSUES KNOCKING IM SCARED OFF GOOD WORK

[Brielle Snodgrass @Breezethroughit]

We’re pregaming house cleaning now

[Brielle Snodgrass @Breezethroughit]

I’ll be hitting rock bottom soon so if anyone wants to get drunk on my way down there just let me know