Brea🧩

[Brea🧩 @BreezyBrea64]

If I don’t post my girls kindergarten pics does that also mean that I don’t have to come to the fact that they are indeed in kindergarten? Answer - yes #denial. Babies don’t keep 😭

[Brea🧩 @BreezyBrea64]

There will come a time in my life where I have to fill gas and I’ll have no baby to play peekaboo with. I think that sucks 🤣

[Brea🧩 @BreezyBrea64]

My kids think that every time you break a pinky promise a fairy dies and I have never felt more binded by anything in my life 🤣

[Brea🧩 @BreezyBrea64]

I’m so effing lost trying to make this sour dough bread “discard” is going to be a new trigger word for me 😩 🤣

[Atlanta Falcons @AtlantaFalcons]

Kirk Cousins is an Atlanta Falcon, y’all

[Brea🧩 @BreezyBrea64]

It’s a little embarrassing how sad my heart is that the Vikings lost Kirk cousins #NewFalconsFan

[Brea🧩 @BreezyBrea64]

Asked hubs if he wanted to rock paper scissors who fills bed waters and he says I’ll just do it. 🥹 love language 🩷🩷

[Brea🧩 @BreezyBrea64]

Does anyone else’s husband just pout HARD when the vikes lose? Just mine? Ok

[Brea🧩 @BreezyBrea64]

Where is the petition to sign to have candy land have a spinner instead of 200 cards??

[Brea🧩 @BreezyBrea64]

@raelin918

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Learn Midwestern 101:

“We’ll see” - not coming

“I’ll let you know” - not coming

“Hmm not sure yet” - very sure about not coming

“I’ll see if we can make it work” - it will not and not coming

“I’ll think about it” - nothing to think about and not coming

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Learn Midwestern 101:

“We’ll see” - not coming

“I’ll let you know” - not coming

“Hmm not sure yet” - very sure about not coming

“I’ll see if we can make it work” - it will not and not coming

“I’ll think about it” - nothing to think about and not coming

[Brea🧩 @BreezyBrea64]

I didn’t expect to laugh so hard listening to my 4 yr olds tell each other to calm down 😂

[Brea🧩 @BreezyBrea64]

I hosted book club last night and someone mentioned how nice the lawn looks, and I think my husband will be thriving off that high for a minimum for 72 hours

[Brea🧩 @BreezyBrea64]

Does anyone not cry watching greys. I’m genuinely asking

[Brea🧩 @BreezyBrea64]

When you get your pool to be crystal clear!!! Is it me?? Am I the chemist?! 👩🏼‍🔬

[Brea🧩 @BreezyBrea64]

Sunday mornings, sipping coffee with Blake while each kid wakes up one by one, and it’s drizzling outside. Core mems 🩷little moments. #FullCup

[Brea🧩 @BreezyBrea64]

They talk about the baby to toddler stage and how it’s so bittersweet how fast they grow. But no one prepares for when the toddlers turn to little girls 🥹🩷

[Brea🧩 @BreezyBrea64]

@BlakePhenow is the biggest homer fan I know. Unless they are down by 1, then “it’s over #bandwagon

[Brea🧩 @BreezyBrea64]

Our 4 year olds started telling Alexa what to do so I think we have to unplug her 😅

[Brea🧩 @BreezyBrea64]

It will never not blow me away when our neurosurgeon looks at my girls and says I can’t believe they are walking! 🥹