I am utterly mortified to be informed by our producers that I enunciated Lil’ Wayne on our show as, ahhhem, Little Wayne. My fulsome apologies to @LilTunechi. I doubt he’ll ever have to utter my name, but should he, its seems to me that he could call me Spot.
@adamcarolla If they're talking about rebuilding basic infrastructure around the properties, this makes perfect sense and isn't actually talking about redistribution of land.
Women set up dick appointments, which both makes me feel bad about my organizational skills and makes me think someone can sling dick federally if they donate enough to the right campaign.
BREAKING: J.D. Vance provided the Wall Street Journal with a police report in which a local resident claimed her pet might have been taken by her Haitian neighbors.
Well, guess what!
A reporter visited Anna Kilgore’s house (pictured below) last night, and she confirmed that her missing cat, Miss Sassy, who disappeared in late August, was actually found safe a few days later—hiding in her own basement. So much for that story!
They keep doubling and tripling down but only make themselves look like even bigger fools.
Did an at home sleep study last night, which is a bit of an ego blow. Imagine being so bad at everything you fuck up breathing while you sleep because you're just that dumb.