brendangonzalesboston

set designer | NYC 🌈

[Brian Ruscin @brian_ruscin]

just spoke to mitch mcconnell and he said he got tix to see madonna at the knockdown center

[brendangonzalesboston @BrendanBoston]

@ipaulyc454 @embiang

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

heyyy i would love to hang out for the 4th but i have to go to this random fucking wedding in midtown

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

I was told today by a 17-year-old that there was no way people were writing 10 page papers without Al.

Dude, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Pookie De La Créme @speeeena]

Turn this UP

[Club Francis 💫 @orphyaas]

i know travis kelce was struggling with that lyceum legroom

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Anthony Bourdain died on this day eight years ago and him describing Waffle House is still the single-most important description of America that has ever been articulated.

[Weapon 𝕏 @HellRaz0r1776]

An army of lesbians is called a Militia Etheridge

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Me and my homies taunting the Amish

[lys @lomllyss]

has david archuleta seen this

[angel mars @ultrap0p]

partiful has become a biological warfare weapon released onto the people of new york city

[m @msnetik]

do you think the furniture rehearsed Be Our Guest beforehand or was that the first-ever runthrough

[Matt Kimball @Matt_J_Kimball]

Bravo to the @IATSE crew who built this stage in seven minutes and executed a fantastic halftime show!

[🧡✨dreamthem✨💙 @gatx_negrx]

New Yorkers stop tweeting about how you’re cold it’s embarrassing we’re stronger then this my god

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

“I’ve been cast at the Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony”

“What are you?”

“A stovetop espresso maker.”

[Elmo @elmo]

Ms. Taylor Swift…you have got to be kidding Elmo.

[O'Hare Intl. Airport @fly2ohare]

Thank you, Catherine O’Hara ♥️ Forever our legendary Mrs.McCallister.

Photo Credit: 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment

[theo! ⋆˚࿔ @theotricality]

sorry to crosspost other people's shit but this just made me legit cackle outloud

[DoorDash @DoorDash]

ladies: if Saturday comes and you get snowed in with THAT man, there is nothing we can deliver to help. please, be choosy.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Amanda Seyfried was robbed.