Brendan S. Maher

Tenured prof @TAMULawSchool. Happily retired Founder Emeritus @StrisMaher. Tweeting sports/snark/jokes only. Liverpool/USMNT/Cowboys. On Twitter hiatus.

[Brendan S. Maher @BrendanSMaher]

Kiel Brennan-Marquez (UConn) and I just posted “Micro-Costs” (forthcoming in the Georgetown Law Journal @GeorgetownLJ) at https://t.co/JL2ERmmr2M. We legitimately think people will find this piece directly relevant to their everyday lives -- really! Short thread: /1

[Brendan S. Maher @BrendanSMaher]

@LeeHepner Nope. Wrote a paper about it:

https://t.co/c7KrLmyvhS

[Brendan S. Maher @BrendanSMaher]

Been online all night feverishly refreshing Twitter and I STILL don’t see how the Cowboys are going to make the playoffs

[Brendan S. Maher @BrendanSMaher]

I ran 80,000 simulations and in every one Jerry Jones remained committed to ruining the Cowboys

[Brendan S. Maher @BrendanSMaher]

The thing he points to is literally not a six-pack. Lying about elections and vaccines and health care reform is one thing, but when people start lying about beer-related matters, THAT’S WHERE I DRAW THE LINE

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

What the hell is going on? These people are f*cking nuts!

[Brendan S. Maher @BrendanSMaher]

is there any way Selzer could release a poll saying the Cowboys are up 3 or is that not how things work

[Brendan S. Maher @BrendanSMaher]

WHAT

[Brianne Pfannenstiel @brianneDMR]

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING

The Des Moines Register’s final Iowa Poll of the election cycle shows Kamala Harris leading Donald Trump by 3 points in a state he previously carried twice.

https://t.co/J1qbuyvZ4z

[Brendan S. Maher @BrendanSMaher]

I’m a huge McDonald’s fan, but I must admit I found the Chicken Big Mac disappointing.

[Brendan S. Maher @BrendanSMaher]

@joshtpm It’s bonkers. It’s *certain* to raise prices!

[Brendan S. Maher @BrendanSMaher]

exactly the same thing happened to me except it was my ouija board that stopped working, I really hope someone is looking into this

[Dr. Naomi Wolf. 8 NYT Bestsellers. DPhil, Poetry. @naomirwolf]

I endorsed Pres Donald Trump yesterday. Today all day my phone froze, the cursor on my computer started wandering around the desktop, and my wifi continually disconnected. All coincidentally.

[Orin Kerr @OrinKerr]

.@TAMULawSchool has been assembling a terrific faculty in recent years, and kudos to them for recently attracting @NeilScottSiegel to join them. It's hard for a law school to really stand out from competitors with great faculty hiring, but @TAMULawSchool has certainly done so.

[Jay Cummings @LongFormMath]

This must be tweeted every Halloween. I don’t make the rules

[Brendan S. Maher @BrendanSMaher]

Trump says so much dumb/scary stuff it’s hard to keep track of it all, but across-the-board tariffs will absolutely raise prices & squarely hurt many people who otherwise might culturally like Trump.

Rule of law is foundational but price-raise-fear might move more voters.

[Ammar Moussa @ammarmufasa]

What a front page in Wisconsin.

"Product prices would rise with Trump tariffs."

[Vanessa Casado Pérez @vcasadop]

Now that is Leiter official, I can’t wait for the fall to have @NeilScottSiegel as a colleague @TAMULawSchool

[Brendan S. Maher @BrendanSMaher]

is this the first time the yankees and dodgers have played in the world series or no

[Brendan S. Maher @BrendanSMaher]

I fear the Cowboys might not win the Super Bowl this year

[Brendan S. Maher @BrendanSMaher]

The Cowboys make me so angry

[Brendan S. Maher @BrendanSMaher]

@mjblawrence some professors are writing about this issue, do you know any of them

[Brendan S. Maher @BrendanSMaher]

@pmorelli a fair point, bc seeing Mike McCarthy makes me angry, but I was thinking in terms of actual gameplay.

[Brendan S. Maher @BrendanSMaher]

trying to generate the over/under on how many minutes will pass before the cowboys do something in the game tonight that will infuriate me

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

TAKE A BOW, @pulisic!🔥