Brendon Joshua

Guy who recreationally hates things.

[Brendon Joshua @BrendonJoshua]

Everyone mad that they cancelled When We Were Young today, they still kept their promise. That empty sadness and disappointment you’re feeling right now is exactly like when you were young…

[Brendon Joshua @BrendonJoshua]

What a time to be alive

[Octagon Pulse | UFC MEDIA🚨 @OctagonPulse]

🚨Sean Strickland was arrested outside of #UFCWhiteHouse

[Brendon Joshua @BrendonJoshua]

They’re mad at a jury, so they pretend to piss on the grave of a mirder victim. Makes sense.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

There’s a new disturbing social media trend of BLM activists posting edited images of themselves urinating on Austin’s grave

You can’t get much lower than this.

Make these POS scum famous

[Brendon Joshua @BrendonJoshua]

Welcome to the Artemis III era!!

[NASA @NASA]

Introducing Artemis III.

Four astronauts. Three launches. Two dockings. One splashdown.

In 2027, the Artemis III mission will practice docking the Orion spacecraft with two lunar landers in low Earth orbit — the capability we need to return humanity to the Moon’s surface.

[Brendon Joshua @BrendonJoshua]

Just watched the WWDC keynote. Was on the road all day. Thank you, Apple for fixing EVERY SINGLE complaint I had about Liquid Glass.

[Brendon Joshua @BrendonJoshua]

Holy shit. Starlink can save the world.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Starlink V3 satellites have >10X bandwidth of V2 and there’ll be >10X launched, which means >100X more bandwidth.

Also, altitude will be 350km vs 550km, so min latency can be cut in half.

Light travels 300km/ms in space, so physics round trip min latency drops to <5ms.

[Brendon Joshua @BrendonJoshua]

NASA

[Andrew Anderson @uscfan981]

Say something nice about Florida.

[Brendon Joshua @BrendonJoshua]

Walmart in Teterboro, New Jersey is the nicest Walmart I’ve ever seen

[Brendon Joshua @BrendonJoshua]

My cousin dated a hot ass chick from there once

[Andrew Anderson @uscfan981]

Say something nice about Michigan.

[Brendon Joshua @BrendonJoshua]

I thought Spirit went under

[Brendon Joshua @BrendonJoshua]

@HawkEmDownChris

[Brendon Joshua @BrendonJoshua]

Bianco

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And live streams it for everyone to see

[Dima Zeniuk @DimaZeniuk]

SpaceX makes the impossible happen

[Brendon Joshua @BrendonJoshua]

Crazy thing is, Florence Nightengale recommended this in her pamphlet Notes on Nursing in 1859.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

King’s College Hospital in London has opened a rooftop garden for critical care patients, with its first patient—a 29-year-old woman dependent on feeding tubes—saying the outdoor space gave her “a real boost to keep on going.”

[Brendon Joshua @BrendonJoshua]

JD is such a millennial

[Matt Wallace @MattWallace888]

JD Vance and a cadet misfire on their handshake… then this happens!

[Brendon Joshua @BrendonJoshua]

@moonpetal76 My parents chose it for me back in 1992

[Brendon Joshua @BrendonJoshua]

I thought these were called Robo Taxi

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Cybercab driving itself out of the GigaTexas factory

[Brendon Joshua @BrendonJoshua]

@RadioShackUSA

[Brendon Joshua @BrendonJoshua]

Oh shit

[Lioness 🦋🌺 @Lionessincrisis]

You lying piece of shit

[Blake Scholl 🛫 @bscholl]

There’s launching an IPO and then there’s launching an IPO

[Brendon Joshua @BrendonJoshua]

1 step closer to MARS!! 🚀❌

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Congratulations @SpaceX team on an epic first Starship V3 launch & landing!

You scored a goal for humanity.