Brendan rodgers

I'm the Liverpool manager.
Parody

[Brendan rodgers @Brendonrodgers]

@villas_baos who was next mate???

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I know we lost and its bad but im gettin the shots in people. Who wants a jaga bomb?

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@denpgreen i would but ur mum wont let me leave the bed...

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@denpgreen got any ideas mate? Im fresh out....

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Its my birthday. I wonder if ill get my brazilian present today...

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@godluvsatryer sshhhh.

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Just got off the phone with philippe coutinho....

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Rafa just txt me. He has been sacked for failing to win any trophies in his first hour.

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We need someone like heskey up top.

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We are all very busy.

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Big day today.

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Expect a busy few days of ins and outs at LFC.

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Good luck craig. Expect news on our website about a new player very soon. #YNWA

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I would like to officialy tell you all that our number 7 has signed a new contract. #JustCantGetEnough

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Aces.

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We sold Fernando Torres?! When did that happen?

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Really glad I wrote that letter to Jim'll Fix It.