Brenna Jacobsen

◾Life's a dance, you learn as you go◾

[Brenna Jacobsen @Brenna2015]

So today my yoga instructor ended the class with "it's a long weekend, so make it a bitchin one" 😂😂

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

today. i wasn’t a very good dog

april fools. i was so good

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

I accidentally kicked the back of this guy’s seat and now he won’t stop making faces at me. Idk what he wants. 14/10

[raMEANa @Ramina1690]

omg

[Golden Retriever Channel @GoldretrieverUS]

Good Evening from the Golden Retriever Channel. Pupper is tired. His stuffie is making him sleepy...up..sleepier..up..sl..e....
Snoozles💤😴💤

(🎥Goldenretrieverralph /IG)
#dogs #puppy #cutenessOVERLOAD

[Rashad Weaver @RashadWeaver]

My mom decided today, on her birthday she wanted to break 23 years of trust and bond we had built…. By telling me I’m in the NFL and I need to pay for my own phone bill. I feel betrayed.

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

In elementary school my team lost unfairly in a game of dodgeball because the other side hit our last man standing in the head and I challenged it and our PE teacher said “In a year you won’t remember this game” and I said “What’s the date?” and he said “April 11th.” Here we are.

[Harry Mitchell @harrywmitchell]

my girlfriend talks in her sleep. i've noted them down for weeks, and turned her dreams into rupi kaur poems.

[carol @venmo4feet]

Heard my dad playing guitar and walked in to find this

[Nikki Glaser @NikkiGlaser]

Theee years ago today my dad asked my mom for chapstick and she handed him lipstick. He didn’t know for about 20 mins and was so touched that I suddenly wanted so many father/daughter pictures.

[lexi @LexiZeis]

I can’t handle North Dakota right now.

[antifa kewpie @sillyassbilly]

if ur not livid ur on the wrong side

[. @llerameilla]

if roe v. wade gets repealed, abortions will NOT stop. SAFE ones will. there will be a black market for abortions and then when there’s a rise in the deaths of women..... you’ll know what the correlation is.

[movies & tv shows @itsmovies]

Hillary Duff's unproblematic glow up

[Brenna Jacobsen @Brenna2015]

@13Fixie I swear I’ve had more group projects since distance learning started than I ever have before

[ur fave pisces @itskaleop]

this SENTTTTT MEEEE 😭😂😂 plz watch this everyone

[c a i t l i n @hello__caitlin]

Ok I’m stoned but this seems like a good idea: what if there was an app that both you and your partner have where you both swipe right or left on movies that are on your streaming services and when you find a match it lets you know

[Jaime Rae Adams @jaimeraeadams]

Do you keep every alarm you’ve ever set or are you normal?

[U.S. Postal Service @USPS]

We weren’t going to post a joke about mail, but sometimes you just gotta send it.