Brent

Full time data scientist, part time sports fan | Jacksonville Jaguars | Brentford FC | VFB Stuttgart | Baltimore Orioles

[Brent @BrentStats]

Things y'all voted for:

[Grace Yarrow @YarrowGrace]

NEWS: Screwworm has been detected in Texas, USDA confirmed - marking a serious threat to US cattle and other animals

Larvae of the parasite were found in the umbilical cord of a 3 week old calf

Screwworm was eradicated from the US in 1966

[Sam Stein @samstein]

How did this one get by doge

[Brent @BrentStats]

This whole stretch was a complete mess

[Hive @BrentfordHive]

The game that cost us Europe

[Beesotted Brentford @Beesotted]

Gutted there’s no Europe but West London is ours #BrentfordFC

[Brent @BrentStats]

Choked away Europe the past 2 months

[Brentford FC @BrentfordFC]

A draw on the final day

[Brent @BrentStats]

Please let Boerkircher be good so we can dunk on football "analysts"

[Pat Thorman @Pat_Thorman]

It’s a fun offseason topic and we’ll see some more 12- and 13-personnel, but the TE Revolution hype will underwhelm.

Hard part about running heavier packages isn’t rolling extra TEs on the field. It’s having TEs truly worth putting out there.

Versatile heavy sets are not a new concept. They can and have worked. A handful of teams will be successful with it, but most won’t.

Gronk and Hernandez ain’t walking through many of those doors – no matter how many Nate Boerkirchers you overdraft.

[Grinch @Uncatfishable]

How come nobody ever tells billionaires “just have 1 house and 1 car, there’s no need to have 10 cars, 10 house, a yacht, and a private jet. Pay your fair share in taxes instead.”

[Rep. Jim McGovern @RepMcGovern]

Remember: it was like pulling teeth to get Republicans to fund the 9/11 Victim Compensation Fund.

But it took them no time at all to create a $1.8 billion Insurrection Slush Fund to pay off the legal fees of the January 6th rioters who beat cops.

These are sick, corrupt people.

[Brent @BrentStats]

Things y'all voted for:

[Nancy Pelosi Stock Tracker ♟ @pelositracker]

Breaking: The President's son is on a heater

Donald Trump Jr's firm 1789 Capital went from $200 million to $3.5 billion in assets in just one year

His biggest win so far has been Cerebras, a chip company he backed at an $8 billion valuation that went public last week at $60 billion

His firm also owns stakes in SpaceX, xAI, Anduril, Databricks, and Groq

Donald Trump Jr's portfolio companies have received over $735 million in government contracts since his father took office

He calls their strategy "Patriotic Capitalism"

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

The President is now exempt from our tax laws while everyone else has to obey them.

Got it.

It's just mind blowing that is what's happening in America.

[emir @EKscouting]

Sebastian Hoeneß appreciation post.

This man brought VfB Stuttgart back to the UEFA Champions League and also reached back-to-back DFB-Pokal finals.

People who know where this club comes from know that none of this is normal or guaranteed.

Since Hoeneß arrived, Stuttgart have genuinely developed into a top-four club in the Bundesliga.

2023/24:
Lost key players like Wataru Endo and Konstantinos Mavropanos.
Did not matter. Finished as runners-up.

2024/25:
Lost captain Waldemar Anton, Serhou Guirassy and Hiroki Ito.
Did not matter. Won the DFB-Pokal.

2025/26:
Lost Nick Woltemade and Enzo Millot.
Did not matter again. Qualified for the Champions League today.

A club responding to pressure.
A coach responding to pressure.

Sebastian Hoeneß. 👑

[Brent @BrentStats]

Wouldn't you like to know, fantasy boy

[Scott Barrett @ScottBarrettDFB]

If I hop on the Trevor Lawrence bandwagon for 2026, will Jaguars fans embrace me? Or am I forever dead to them?

[Brent @BrentStats]

Perfection

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

should we REALLY make our schedule release video in halo?

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[Dilla @E_Dilla]

They saying my team’s name and including them in the “sheesh” group

[Brent @BrentStats]

Same energy for 2026

[Brent @BrentStats]

Jaguars alt wins overs 💲

[Brent @BrentStats]

Gronk 2.0 maybe

[Brent @BrentStats]

Can't believe the Jaguars drafted Travis Kelce 2.0

[Brent @BrentStats]

Olly olly oxenfreeeee

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Shoutout Mike Sims-Walker

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Shoutout Mike Sims-Walker

[Brent @BrentStats]

We don't hate this man enough

[Mississippi Today @MSTODAYnews]

Elon Musk’s data center company, xAI, has more than doubled the number of unchecked natural gas generators at its Southaven facility since coming to Mississippi last summer.
https://t.co/eXAHfhYBNq

[Brent @BrentStats]

Refs quite shit in this Brentford - Man City game 😒