Brent Thompson

They tried to bury us. They didn't know we were seeds.

[Brent Thompson @BrentThompson99]

See this Instagram photo by @ocasio2018 https://t.co/GTIk0DZC05

[Brent Thompson @BrentThompson99]

@SimonCowell how many hours a week do you spend dying your chest hair? Cover up that disgusting maw. You're English after all. Stop it, just stop it.

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

Do dogs go to Heaven?

Only pets, not wild animals?

If only humans go to Heaven, how far back? Homo erectus? Australopithecus?

Only people who lived after Jesus? Not Abraham, Moses or Elijah, then.

Which “you” will be in Heaven? Senile you with dementia? Midlife-crisis you?

[Brent Thompson @BrentThompson99]

Sadness is a storm, depression is the season. #understanding

[Brent Thompson @BrentThompson99]

If being an idiot and being rich are now the only qualifications to being president, then I am halfway to ruling you plebs. #ImpeachTrumpNow #Resist #isthisreallife and of course #blessed

[Brent Thompson @BrentThompson99]

Adulthood is when 4:30am is early in the morning instead of late at night. #allgrownup #shitIamold #midlifecrisis

[Brent Thompson @BrentThompson99]

Racism is so American that when we protest racism the average American assumes we're protesting America... #merica #TakeAKnee

[Brent Thompson @BrentThompson99]

Today's motivational affirmation. #getmotivated #badassmonkeys #inspirational #theshityoufindonthenet #stolethisfromreddit #blessed

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Here's a crazy idea: We should join the rest of the world and guarantee health care to all, rather than take it away from 23 million people.

[Brent Thompson @BrentThompson99]

Viagra is government funded just like other medications, yet birth control is not. My thoughts, if pregnancy is God's will, so is limp dick

[Brent Thompson @BrentThompson99]

He's a poor man's idea of a rich man.
A stupid man's idea of a smart man.
A weak man's idea of a strong man. #trump #POTUS #resist

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

The guy who ran for president on his ability to make and close deals could not successfully book a Bruce Springsteen cover band.

[Brent Thompson @BrentThompson99]

@mafiagame Just bought this. It has crashed 7 times in about 4 hours plus a couple dozen glitches. You owe me 65 bucks. #thevigisrunning

[Brent Thompson @BrentThompson99]

"You're under no obligation to be the same person you were 5 minutes ago" - Alan Watts #thinkaboutit

[Brent Thompson @BrentThompson99]

All of Mr. Rodgers sweaters were knitted by his mother. #happyfacts #wontyoubemyneighbor

[Tyrion Lannister @GoT_Tyrion]

Your 2016 candidates... #debate

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

.@realDonaldTrump is PROUD that he doesn't pay his taxes. He thinks he's smart - and you're stupid for paying yours. #debate

[Brent Thompson @BrentThompson99]

My favorite Packer fan! #GoPackGo #Packers #FootballSunday #gameday #proudpapa

[Brent Thompson @BrentThompson99]

50 MILLION CHILDREN! Can't we agree to at least help the kids? But they are all terrorists right?! https://t.co/VP05kr5yJC #SyrianRefugees

[Daniel Kaplan @KaplanSportsBiz]

2nd circuit denied Tom Brady's request for rehearing this morning. Appears the 4 game suspension will stick.