Breon Jenay

Actor/Comic/Wedding Officiant/Purveyor of Souls

[Breon Jenay @BreonJenay]

@commentiquette Please be my boyfriend. Kthx.

[Christo Aivalis 🌹🍊 @christoaivalis]

What I've learned today:

Healthcare for all = divisive

Threatening voters with physical violence = unifying

[of Montreal~shee/he(x)/thā/thm @xxofMontrealxx]

It’s funny that people are acting as if the Shadow Inc app didn’t work, it did exactly what mayor peach paid for it to do

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

JESUS FUCK HE NEVER FUCKING SAID A WOMAN CAN'T WIN WHY ARE WE ALL PRETENDING HE DID 892U9RU8439RU8REWJO8U3QHO8R92OQPW;IOP;KFOJ3RFUEIPAIOFR #DemDebate

[Paul Rust @paulrust]

Beto calls me up. Middle of the night.

“Is AOC cooler than me?”

I take too long to answer and we both feel it.

“So that’s a big yes” he says.

I don’t deny it but offer this:

“There can be more than one star in the sky.”

Click. Uh-oh did I piss off our generation’s Camelot?

[Gavagan @RobGavagan]

If you all want me to host this, tell @netflix that you want Rob Gavagan to host it! I’m made for this role! Tell them. Let them hear you roar.

[Paul Rust @paulrust]

I thought I saw a butterfly but it turned out to be a leaf. I’m such a dumb piece of shit.

[Breon Jenay @BreonJenay]

Is it just me or does Charlie Kirk look like the offspring of Buzz Lightyear and a Cabbage Patch Kid?

[Breon Jenay @BreonJenay]

Holy shit. They put Jordan Peterson in Handmaid's Tale.

[Breon Jenay @BreonJenay]

#DealbreakersIn5Words "Alex Jones has a point."

[John Katsilometes @johnnykats]

The @NSYNC-ettes ... @BallysVegas @bucadibeppo @TonyNTinasLV

[John Katsilometes @johnnykats]

Opening-night shot of dinner-theater comedy #TonyNTinasWedding last night @bucadibeppo @BallysVegas ... will see these folks soon.

[🌽Actual Jake @ActualCorn]

Happy father's day!

[Paul Rust @paulrust]

“Met ball?” Heck I didn’t even meet your dick yet!

[Breon Jenay @BreonJenay]

Wow, you are a garbage human. @MarkAmodeiNV2

[eddie pepitone @eddiepepitone]

The only way you are going to make the world a better place is by expressing your opinion forcefully on social media.

[eddie pepitone @eddiepepitone]

Our despair is what makes us buy overpriced sneakers.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

What issue do you think got more coverage on CNN today, the effort to deregulate the major banks or Donald Trump and a porn star? Think hard!

[Breon Jenay @BreonJenay]

VENI. VIDI. VENI. #SaturdayMorning

[Breon Jenay @BreonJenay]

Watching @CriticalRole at work!