Brett Boegel

washed up athlete || Don't let dreams, be dreams || DBWH

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

me passing someone: u slow bitch

me being passed: ok speed racer

[Mari Meech @shxmxri]

That monkey blinked at 2 seconds in

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Receptionist at the dentist office will look u dead in the eye and ask if ur available 4 months and 13 days from now

[Kosso @KossoDown95]

Aye bruh @imanshumpert you got the best Kobe story I’ve heard thus far 💀💀💀...Kobe was liquid nitrogen cold 😂

[C O D Y 💚 @codxcx]

This what March madness finna like because of the virus. 💀💀💀

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

This has got to be the best Kobe tribute video I have ever seen

Must watch❤️🙏

[Brett Boegel @BrettBoegel]

Relatable

[timthetatman👑 @timthetatman]

*tunes into @drdisrespect stream to see how he’s enjoying the new fortnite update*

30 seconds later-

[Brett Boegel @BrettBoegel]

Chills... #MambaForever #RIPMAMBA

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Raptors and Spurs both ran the first 24 seconds of the clock run off the clock in honor of Kobe. What an incredible moment.

[Kendrick Perkins @KendrickPerkins]

Meanwhile the Bucks are 39-6 and Giannis is averaging 30-13-5 and yet nobody is talking about this team today is Crazy to me. Carry on...

[KB @kbnoswag]

My girlfriend was in a horrid mood because someone stole her brand new $2,799 MacBook Pro so I bought her chick-fil-a waffle fries with the money I made from pawning it and let her touch my dick/balls & now she’s good as new. That’s all it takes fellas

[Brett Boegel @BrettBoegel]

Absurd call..

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

Stop what you’re doing and watch this violent taunt.

[Lowkey @ImLowkeyNerdy]

at what age do u start saying “congratulations” instead of “ohhh shit” when ur friend tells you they think they’re pregnant??

[Brett Boegel @BrettBoegel]

🤔 😂

[Jesus Mendez @Mryummyjummy]

When you’re cuddling and you feel something poke your back:

[Brett Boegel @BrettBoegel]

#BucksIn6

[Brett Boegel @BrettBoegel]

@AGonring I’ve never felt a tweet more.. lol