Brett Smitheram

2016 World Scrabble Champion and UK Grandmaster. Main account is @brettsmitheram

[Brett Smitheram @BrettSHR]

@RoyalMail have to say, v disappointed with every stage of your “24hr” service. 24hrs late, change of delivery confirmation email confirmed something I *didn’t* ask for, and best of all, I get a text saying it couldn’t be delivered at the same second I accepted delivery. Terrible

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@DeliverooHelp @Deliveroo Deliveroo will not protect people swindled on their app. Best go elsewhere - profiting from theft is still considered criminal, yes?

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Ordered from @Deliveroo on Monday night. Food never turned up. Because they restaurant said it was delivered (it was their rider who delivered it) Deliveroo are doing *literally* nothing to reimburse me. Still get their commission though don’t they?

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@DeliverooHelp @Deliveroo Done

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@DeliverooHelp @Deliveroo

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@nocontext_cr @KaraOverThere “I’m casting fireball, centred on the simpleton”

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@Dwatkins4 @Artyfakes @Wizards_DnD There was one - Kiefer Sutherland voiced Raistlin. It was rancid.

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@Deliveroo I’m interested to know what about fish and chips with curry sauce is so adult that I have to show ID 😆 Crazy, and definitely losing this customer business!

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How maybe one more ‘collage’ would have been a good idea for the article writer…@BBCNews

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@taradein It means you can use a map, compass, sword and are able to make fire using two damp twigs

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@italiaricci It’s no use, he just has to face up to his responsibilities and go back to his job as headteacher

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@jameelajamil Strictly speaking I guess it’s lazier not to.

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@RealKidPoker @ARIAPoker Sounds like you’re lack-those intolerant

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@GoGeocaching I’d love to find out more if my premium membership hadn’t stopped working and your customer service hadn’t now failed to contact me for a week and a half despite multiple attempts to reach them. Any suggestions, or will you just take my money and withhold the service I paid for?

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@GoGeocaching I’d love to go geocaching if your app didn’t keep cancelling my premium account days after it renews (yet still telling me I’m subscribed, so I’m powerless) I contacted you almost a week ago and no response - looks like my three days of geocaching are off!

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@MisunMisan He mentioned slut and milf, so I think those probably are borderline for broadcast

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Anyone adding this account, my main handle is @brettsmitheram so please feel free to follow me there. This is an old account

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@thegronk Thanks! I never listen back to myself so glad it was well-received

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@MisunMisan Thanks for mentioning - I haven’t heard the subsequent coverage, but a real shame as this was a valuable conversation. Censorship does not allow education or change. I’ve always enjoyed my interviews with Talk Radio and I hope this isn’t indicative of the way things will be

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@ManxScrabble @JustEatUK Yeah, I’ve had a couple of truly rancid experiences with @JustEatUK now, so deleting the app. There are plenty of competitors to use!

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Classic customer support from @JustEatUK Think I’ll stick with somewhere that actually helps its customers and vets its restaurants in future!