Brett Seifried

[Brett Seifried @BrettSeifried]

"Joe, after the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From the Future turned my pool into a font of elven blood, rather than dealing with maintenance, I sold it to Danzig. He paid extra for the blood.

"That's crazy man. The Misfits guy?

"One and the same, Joe. One and the same.

[jake @wormpuller]

Going on Joe Rogan Experience to see how many Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode plot lines I can get him to accept as true stories

[Brett Seifried @BrettSeifried]

Backrooms isn’t real. Backrooms can’t hurt you.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Trump is watching the Fox News feed of himself watching Fox News

[Brett Seifried @BrettSeifried]

@zoerosebryant Have to do the best companion podcast, detective and the log lady to talk it through in real time each episode.

https://t.co/vmbCq5nwbS

[Brett Seifried @BrettSeifried]

This actually happened to my friend Nathan Fielder

[kenzie @pk_kenzie]

What if you’re inside when the rapture happens and you get stuck in the corner of the ceiling like a balloon

[Brett Seifried @BrettSeifried]

Sing, oh Muse, of the rage of Philadelphia, son of Franklin, that brought countless ills upon the automatons!

[Bijan @bijanm]

Did you ever hear the tragedy of hitchBOT? It's not a story Waymo would tell you.

[Brett Seifried @BrettSeifried]

.@dcwater
any updates on the outage on F St NE between 13 NE and 14 NE?

[Brett Seifried @BrettSeifried]

@dcwater any updates on the outage on F St NE between 13 NE and 14 NE?

[Brett Seifried @BrettSeifried]

Get thee to Letterboxd!

[Brett Seifried @BrettSeifried]

Easter Begin

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Hello Hello
Have a wonderful Easter

[Brett Seifried @BrettSeifried]

Put down the tapas with a jackass, come get some pintxos with the heroes.

[Brett Seifried @BrettSeifried]

@Ashkhen @schumisnoopy “I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Everyday, once a day, give yourself a present. Don’t plan it, don’t wait for it. Just let it happen. It could be a new [sweater] at the Men’s store. A catnap in your office chair. Or two cups of good, hot black coffee.”

[Brett Seifried @BrettSeifried]

What is the charge? Having a milkshake? A succulent milkshake dinner? Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!

[Acyn @Acyn]

Watters: I have rules for men. Like you don't eat soup in public. You don't cross your legs. And you don't drink from a straw. His excuse was I was drinking a milk shake. Again, you shouldn't be drinking a milk shake. Milk shakes are for kids.

[Brett Seifried @BrettSeifried]

A great chat with a real movie person! And I still had more in more notes!

[Brett Seifried @BrettSeifried]

@oucmecalling311 And a young David Lynch, whose parents then lived in northern Virginia, was in attendance!

[Brett Seifried @BrettSeifried]

@TheGreatB00ks Having read both Wilson and Fagles, Wilson’s is closer to the oral tradition by far.

[Brett Seifried @BrettSeifried]

@Ashkhen That’s a zine. He wrote a zine. Add some Thomas Paine revolutionary intent, it becomes a pamphlet. Add a dead CEO, it becomes a manifesto.

[Brett Seifried @BrettSeifried]

@Ashkhen @imtooclassy4u I hate to admit that this is true. Many such questions.

[Brett Seifried @BrettSeifried]

@dieworkwear "The tourbillon is a complication whose function is to separate a client from as much money as possible."

[Brett Seifried @BrettSeifried]

@Ashkhen @jeffreywestling There is one correct answer here, and this is it.