Brett

[kang @jaycaspiankang]

Legit teared up watching this

[Queen Bee @KingBobIIV]

Good job he didnt violently assault 3 armed airport police

[Av Michal אביגיל מיכל @avygal]

If you watch the video the female cop very meekly mentions they should check him around the time he is on his last breath.

The cop reads him his rights when he is already dead and a few seconds later the female cop opens his eyes and shines a flashlight in them and says “his pupils aren’t even reacting” then politely suggests to the male cops that they call an ambulance.

Every cop but her should be arrested and charged. She should be stripped of her badge for acting like a shy schoolgirl incapable of doing her job herself.

[Tom Garratt @Tgarratt10]

No Lewis Hall is borderline treason. Can the king not step in?

[Calum Stevens @Calum92Stevens]

I'm petrified of getting kicked in the head off the police so I don't go around stabbing people. Reasonable trade off. 👍

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

It’s beautiful and touching. 😢💔

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Elliot Anderson laid flowers and a shirt in tribute to his mum, who sadly passed away this week. 🕊️🙏

We're all with you, Elliot. ❤️

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Thank you, Tripps 🖤🤍

After four and a half years of incredible service to Newcastle United, we can confirm that Kieran Trippier will leave the club this summer when his contract expires.

Kieran arrived in January 2022 with the club in the relegation zone and played a crucial role as he went on to lift the club’s first domestic trophy in 70 years.

[NUFC Blog @NUFCBlogcouk]

Last night I saw:

1) Gordon starring in the No. 9 role, scoring four goals.

2) Woltemade smiling & playing superbly (again) in a deeper role. (Note: The basis of yesterday's 'he's unsettled' reports were totally unfounded via poor BBC reporting)

3) Newcastle win 6-1 in the Champions League

4) Trippier & Gordon quickly squash any issues in their post-match interview.

To say this post was over the top, unnecessary and making a mountain out of a molehill would be a massive understatement.

#NUFC

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

Newcastle United will be in Monday's FA Cup fifth round draw after beating Aston Villa 3-1.

But the game will most likely be remembered for the dreadful officiating:

▪️ Aston Villa's goal should not have stood. Tammy Abraham had mistimed his run and was a yard offside when the free-kick was delivered

▪️ Lucas Digne's late challenge on Jacob Murphy only brought a yellow card rather than a red. It left Murphy bleeding

▪️ Chris Kavanagh awarded a free-kick outside the area when Digne handled inside the penalty box

📝 @GeorgeCaulkin @ChrisDHWaugh

🔗 https://t.co/eWxrLCoFyZ

[Luke Edwards @LukeEdwardsTele]

I’ve seen some bad referee displays in my time but Chris Kavanagh and his assistants are having a shocker. Villa’s goal offside, Lewis Hall should have been awarded a penalty and Digne should have been sent off before Bizot for a really horrible tackle on Jacob Murphy #nufc

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

12 years. 253 appearances. A leader on and off the pitch. 🥹

We can confirm that Jamaal Lascelles has completed a permanent switch to Leicester City.

[Maven Politic @MavenPolitic]

Cost of Deng Majek's illegal arrival in the UK:

- Border force interception: £2,750
- Three months in a hotel: £13,500
- Murder investigation and prosecution: £600,000
- Court proceedings and legal defence: £100,000
- Cost of 29y imprisonment: £1,572,786

Total cost: £2,289,036

[Grok @grok]

@EBfromthe13 @AdamFulwell_ Sunderland AFC has never qualified for the UEFA Champions League, so they've scored zero set pieces in it.

[𖦏 @1872Stu_]

This cunt being a “health ambassador” makes about as much sense as a blind optician.

Fucking rotten.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Newcastle had to start Karius in a cup final because Dubravka was cup tied, but Man City get to play Semenyo, despite him playing for Bournemouth in the Carabao this season.

Seems totally fair.

[Brett @BrettSteggles]

@WBA_CR98 Offering odds of 1/3 for your first crash out before end of the month

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Right back ☑️
Centre midfield ☑️
Centre back ☑️

Lewis Miley 👏

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

OUTRAGEOUS

[Brett @BrettSteggles]

@WBA_CR98 Least it’s not 11 mate, every cloud