Dan

[Dan @BrewFanDan]

@ChickfilA @NewsomSolutions In my experience it’s not the app. It’s those who work in the restaurant that continuously get your order wrong. But what do you expect from Shelby Township Michigan. Where the people don’t care and it shows!

[Dan @BrewFanDan]

@ChickfilA @macherienique Yeah it’s chicken time. Plain trash chicken. I ordered a sandwich with extra pickles and cheese and got this. Awesome service 👏 👏 👏

[Dan @BrewFanDan]

@ChickfilA @angleakmarie Yeah… the best! That’s why they can’t be troubled to include the cheese and extra pickles I ordered and paid extra for. Turd of a restaurant. Second time ordering. Second time handed a turd in a bag that I paid extra for.

[Dan @BrewFanDan]

Oh and that’s supposed to be extra pickles. But you know. Reading is fundamental.

[Dan @BrewFanDan]

@ChickfilA notice the lack of pickles and cheese. Paid extra for this great service from the Shelby township Michigan chick-fil-a. Second time in a row my order has been messed up. Time to stop ordering from this turd of a restaurant

[Dan @BrewFanDan]

@GooseIsland can we get a barleywine reserve? I mean… Blanton Barrel Barleywine Reserve. Or Forester Birthday Barrel Barleywine Reserve. How great does that alliteration just roll of the tongue. Not to mention the bomb of a beer that would be

[Dan @BrewFanDan]

@itsjameskennedy @BookCameo Is the bottom half of your face so blurry because you chin looks like it has a butthole and had to be censored?

[Dan @BrewFanDan]

@riserooftop @itsjameskennedy Why do you have a butthole on your face?

[Dan @BrewFanDan]

@elonmusk @SenSanders If you’re just giving stock away I’ll take as much as you’re willing to part with. Always looking for that hand up

[Dan @BrewFanDan]

@Honeywell_Home your HE240 is an absolute piece of junk. I will be pulling off of my furnace and retuning to Menards in the morning. Especially nice I contacted support and they sent me to a sit with no support for their product. First and last time I will buy your junk products

[Dan @BrewFanDan]

@3floyds @DarkHorseBrewCo I was trying to find info on a batch of Bourbon Plead the 5th yhats around town and thru the magic of google noticed that the stout series as well as Toonilla is located on the 3floyds site. What gives? https://t.co/0sSN2cmXvT

[Dan @BrewFanDan]

@foundersbrewing I opened a solid gold the other night with my dad and has a gusher. Any thoughts? I promise we didn’t shake the can before opening.

[MKO @Marko510]

I guess a Hobbit finished the graveyard shift @billburr

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Scientific Community Baffled By Man Whose Waist 32 With Some Pants, 33 With Others https://t.co/3QLQthN2a4

[margielamadman @mRgielamadman]

@chrisdelia describing Drake and Meek Mill’s “Beef” had me dying😂😂😂💀

[Dan @BrewFanDan]

@OIGUSPS I’m pretty sick and tired of my mailbox being left open and mail scattered on my lawn. No wonder people don’t use the post office. Can’t even deliver a letter in a mailbox.

[Dan @BrewFanDan]

@detroitredwings make a two year commitment to mediocrity by singing an extension for Ken Holland. Way to keep the seats empty in that new arena.

[Dan @BrewFanDan]

@newhollandbrew Cass wants to be on the dog wall!

[Dan @BrewFanDan]

@TheRealFatCrow I can see!!! [turns, walks face first into tree] No. I was wrong.

[Dan @BrewFanDan]

@TheRealFatCrow Enough!! King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!!!