Not Cambridge Analytica's Alex Phillips

Parody Account. Or Brexit account... Actually, they're the same thing.

[Not Cambridge Analytica's Alex Phillips @BrexitAlex]

Definitely didn't. Not me. No, siree Bob. Nothing to see here. Please move along...

#BrexitLies #CambridgeAnalytica

[Not Cambridge Analytica's Alex Phillips @BrexitAlex]

@keepthefaith681 @june_mummery @BorisJohnson @VotePursglove @JeremyClarkson Former Brexit Party MEP. Clueless much? 🤣

[Not Cambridge Analytica's Alex Phillips @BrexitAlex]

Hey Nigeybabes,

Have you looked at the news lately or are you pissed again?

[Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage]

I am launching a new campaign to kill of Boris Johnson’s ruinous green agenda.

We demand a referendum on Net Zero.

Read all about it in the Mail on Sunday.

[Not Cambridge Analytica's Alex Phillips @BrexitAlex]

Definitely didn't. Not me. No, siree Bob. Nothing to see here. Please move along...

#BrexitLies #CambridgeAnalytica

[Leave Means Leave @LeaveMnsLeave]

To the fishermen who supported brexit. We have let you down and misled you. To compensate, we are today offering to pay for all your unsold fish. Simply forward your unsold stock to 55 Tufton Street, Westminster, London SW1P 3QL.

Apologies again.

[Not Cambridge Analytica's Alex Phillips @BrexitAlex]

@peter_lord @ThatAlexWoman ВОЗ? Мне?

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

I hope people will start to understand why it was so hard writing about this story because it defied all credibility, you literally couldn’t have made this shit up.

But this is the best piece (by @nicohines) on Farage’s money launderer sorry fundraiser.

https://t.co/2HwBODRiqa

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

You know how batshit INSANE this country is? One of key clues as to why the PayPal donation scheme looked to be a money laundering operation is that it was set up by a convicted money launderer.

George Cottrell, who served 8 months in a federal prison
https://t.co/0PryzeBYlN

[Not Cambridge Analytica's Alex Phillips @BrexitAlex]

@carolecadwalla @LeaveMnsLeave I can't believe someone would take over an account that's been dropped by the original person. Shocking behaviour...

Would you like some retweets? 😁

[Not Cambridge Analytica's Alex Phillips @BrexitAlex]

"You're having cardiac problems so we must rush you into hospital. Do you want us to inform anyone?"

"OH MY GOD! Yes! Tell my hairdresser!"

I have no reason to believe that anybody that worked for #CambridgeAnalytica would make anything up.

#GBNews #GBeebies

[Alex Phillips @ThatAlexWoman]

Just heard a horrifying tale at the salon

Repeated customers - including 3 young women in 1 day - report being rushed to A&E with heart problems after having their booster, having never had cardiac issues before

I have zero reason to believe my hairdresser would make this up

[Not Cambridge Analytica's Alex Phillips @BrexitAlex]

When its Chairman and Lead Presenter leaves because it's such a shitshow. That's the subtext, @ThatAlexWoman, right? We're talking about @GBNEWS? It's time to pull the plug.

#GBeebies #FuxNews

[GB News @GBNEWS]

Alex Phillips: Modern medicine is able to extend life - but at what point does it become appropriate to prematurely end it?

[Not Cambridge Analytica's Alex Phillips @BrexitAlex]

Andrew, you live in France. Not only do you live in France, @afneil, you live so far down in France, you're closer to Italy than the UK. You should be supporting Italy!

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

My sentiments exactly. Come on England!

[Not Cambridge Analytica's Alex Phillips @BrexitAlex]

And what is better with your morning coffee than gobbling down some lovely gammon?

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

That’s what I call a good news story!

[Not Cambridge Analytica's Alex Phillips @BrexitAlex]

Heart in Lanzarote.
Baggage in Rome.
Soul in Cambridge Analytica.

For everything else, there's MasterCard.

[Alex Phillips @ThatAlexWoman]

I left my heart in Lanzarote 😭

Oh to go back to my magical volcano island 🌋

Got a bit of a big job to be getting on with though... 🇬🇧 📺 😉

[Not Cambridge Analytica's Alex Phillips @BrexitAlex]

WAIT

I just heard the most horrifying fact on the radio.

That bullshit smell you get from @ThatAlexWoman's Twitter account? Yeah. You only get that when you mix democracy with Brexit lies.

[Alex Phillips @ThatAlexWoman]

WAIT

I just heard the most horrifying fact on the radio.

That chlorine smell you get from a swimming pool? Yeah. That only happens if it is mixed with urine.

[Not Cambridge Analytica's Alex Phillips @BrexitAlex]

Right?

[Not Cambridge Analytica's Alex Phillips @BrexitAlex]

Yes, Englanders, you're all mummy's special dumplings. Now stop flagshagging and get to work!

[Alex Phillips @ThatAlexWoman]

Happy St George’s Day fellow Englanders!

What a bloody brilliant country we have. Time we started to openly acknowledge that (it’s not like we don’t know that we are exceptional. But maybe not celebrating it is the most English trait of all)

Oooh. Look at that lovely flag.

[Not Cambridge Analytica's Alex Phillips @BrexitAlex]

Imagine having worked with Cambridge Analytica and not being able to read the data...

[Alex Phillips @ThatAlexWoman]

I never understood why this didn’t get repeatedly reported. It was utterly sensational exposing the EU’s strategy over NI

The question is surely - if the border hadn’t been so weaponised with repeated threats it could stir up old tensions, would those tensions be occurring now?

[Not Cambridge Analytica's Alex Phillips @BrexitAlex]

@JoeBlob20 @AgainBraine @lauriescott99 @nicki_hattingh @123RHGreen @Sheanderthal @HHelenakhl @richardcalhoun @Arwenstar @cornwall70001 @OurMindsNotURS @terencehooson @Frankhaviland

[Not Cambridge Analytica's Alex Phillips @BrexitAlex]

Hallelujah! That's the Alex Analytica Virtue Signalling Bingo Card complete for another Easter weekend...

[Alex Phillips @ThatAlexWoman]

This frightens me. @BelindadeLucy and I went to 3 churches for quiet reflection-none open. But self-appointed ‘protestors’ get carte blanche. The destruction of tradition in the hierarchy of values at the altar of a new religion of identity politics will destroy genuine morality

[Not Cambridge Analytica's Alex Phillips @BrexitAlex]

@1wabbitt1 @LilyEnglandUK1 @Nigel_Farage Long live uKRAP and the BrexSHIT Party!