Brezendrache

Mathematician*IN, Nerd - working for the dark side of science *muahahahahaa*, for non-German-friends: Brezendrache=pretzeldragon

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@standupmaths

I don't know many people who might like this but I guess you might 😇

https://t.co/qUAgz0NPzU

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Taekwondo - Selbstverteidigung und Sport für Kinder https://t.co/fDgSXzZ87a

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@AProblemSquared I have a question regarding the measuring. Was the laundry Clean before weighing? Having mud Loving kids, Sand, mud, pebbles, hairties etc. Must add a certain weight.

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@nosuchthing So no wine has more than 16% 🤔 except when it does?...

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@AProblemSquared So ... the instructions on the 2nd box said stir in cold, then microwave... you did not even consider this option? I make hot chocolate for my kids every morning, and THAT ist the best way to do it. The lumps just dissapear while heating it.

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Super Performance #MVV... Grundschüler bei -15° an der Bushaltestelle über eine Stunde stehen lassen, ohne die Schule zu informieren oder irgendwen!!

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And now, the poll that we've all been waiting for.

🐔🧟‍♀️If a zombie can ride a chicken does that also mean it can ride a bike?🧟‍♂️🚲

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@AProblemSquared I disagree with the assumption, that balance is the problem. (Here in Germany) Kids usually learn to ride a balance bike before they get a real bike (training wheels are frowned upon)paddling comes later.
and my Anti-Zombie-ride besides a bike is ofcourse a Harvester!

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@bechillcomedian I can't memorize the forms in Taekwondo as fast as the Younger guys in the group. I feel so old. (I'm 42)

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Picard 302 - 'Disengage'

Whether you guessed the reveal or not, can we talk about how incredible this moment was?

#StarTrek #StarTrekPicard

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@HistoryMuppet

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@AProblemSquared Fun fakt:In Bavaria clocks go counter clockwise (see western Side of the main tower of Isartor in Munich for example)

To honor Karl Valentin

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@PizzaRaccoon @AProblemSquared Rubber ducks....

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@AProblemSquared It is "Hot water turns into snow when I throw it"-cold here and I really tried to help out with the bath experiment. Room is 18.6°C.... But... I think you don't have a 'number of toys' catogory 😅

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@AProblemSquared Even my Kids hot chocolate preferences match their bath preferences. 😱

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@hankgreen Told my Boss I really don't want a Work-Phone, and it would be totally useless because I live in the middle of nowhere with no reception... Gets handed new iPhone for work. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Now how do I get rid of it *holds ugly iPhone with tongs far away from my beloved Nokia*

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@Hasscompilation Zentrale staubsauganlage... Der Staubsauger wird also 0-mal ausgesteckt... Nur der Schlauch...

Aber das ist ja keine Steckdose...

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@TMM_PCMD @AProblemSquared Jup. I have the same problem 😕

Google Podcast is the only Player that works with my car...

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@hankgreen Mumpitz

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@Grover Pelzig und blau... Uuuund ich hab nen Ohrwurm

*(German Version now stuck in my head for at least one week...😵‍💫)