Angry Brian Cashman

No I’m not actually Ca$hman, but I use a similar analytically-driven method to craft my tweets.

[Angry Brian Cashman @BrianAngry]

Shave that beard now!

[Ben Heller @BenHeller21]

Welcome to the world baby Carson Louis Heller! We are obsessed with him, love him so much already. Feeling very blessed 🥰

[Angry Brian Cashman @BrianAngry]

I’ve made plenty of worse signings (but less expensive I guess but that was when I was the CA$HMAN) remember Kei Igawa, Carl Pavano, Kevin Brown??

[Eric Hubbs @BarstoolHubbs]

So long to the worst contract in Yankees history. Jacoby Ellsbury was a useless loser. Never heard from again after 2017. Just a pathetic excuse of a person. A spy sent from Boston to sabotage the team.

No more.

[Angry Brian Cashman @BrianAngry]

We’ll always have 2017, Greg. Now please turn in your key card and clean out your locker.

[Angry Brian Cashman @BrianAngry]

@m12_munoz @Jomboy_ @BarstoolHubbs Good one! Very clever.

[Angry Brian Cashman @BrianAngry]

Telling my kids this was the 2017 AL MVP #astros @Jomboy_ @BarstoolHubbs

[Angry Brian Cashman @BrianAngry]

Do you have any plans in place after your GM, front office, manager, and (less likely) star players are suspended?

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Houston Astros owner Jim Crane just walked through the lobby at the owners’ meetings and said: “If you want to talk about baseball, I’ll talk about baseball. What else do you want to talk about? Any other issues ...” at which point two police officers escorted him away.

[Angry Brian Cashman @BrianAngry]

Did @MLB not see this when they produced the video? How could they not? Why was this swept under the rug?

[Eric Hubbs @BarstoolHubbs]

The Scumbag Houston Astros Very Own 2017 World Series DVD Shows Exactly Where And How They Cheated Their Way To a Championship https://t.co/xKIbJhQrwd

[Angry Brian Cashman @BrianAngry]

@MaxWildstein Has to be a better than even chance he is the source of all of the supplemental info

[Angry Brian Cashman @BrianAngry]

@Jomboy_ @MaxWildstein @BarstoolHubbs @TomScibelli

[Angry Brian Cashman @BrianAngry]

This is legacy defining for Rob Manfred. Will he rise to the occasion and protect the game, it’s players, and fans? Or will he try to sweep this under the rug. The world is watching. The #Astros systemically cheated and defrauded the game for at least one year.

[Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal]

An #Astros executive asked scouts for help stealing signs and suggested using cameras, email shows. Story with @EvanDrellich. https://t.co/y4Hu1zfE69

[Angry Brian Cashman @BrianAngry]

Imagine hiring a manager and then immediately having to say you need to hold his feet to the fire due to the extremely questionable decision making of his Philly years

[Angry Brian Cashman @BrianAngry]

@BarstoolHubbs My analytics team show there’s 1000% chance I am furious

[Angry Brian Cashman @BrianAngry]

@Jared_Carrabis @BarstoolHubbs Jared, please have your team start cheating more. It’s hard for me to keep building these teams knowing you are not operating on flukes/cheating.

[Angry Brian Cashman @BrianAngry]

@Jomboy_ Have you seen anything from 2018 or later?

[Angry Brian Cashman @BrianAngry]

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

[Aaron Judge @TheJudge44]

Wait... what....?

[Angry Brian Cashman @BrianAngry]

@BarstoolHubbs AND demolish Minute Maid Park

[Angry Brian Cashman @BrianAngry]

This could’ve been Brett Gardner...

[Jake Russell @_JakeRussell]

Kurt Suzuki and Donald Trump...

[Angry Brian Cashman @BrianAngry]

The Washington Nationals winning a World Series is like a homeless guy winning the lottery. It sounds good but makes no sense.

[Cut4 @Cut4]

We repeat.

Brian Dozier's feeling pretty good.

[Angry Brian Cashman @BrianAngry]

Option C is we have Aaron Boone play third like the good ole days.

[Yankeesource @YankeeSource]

I wonder how the Yankees work out third base this winter. Option A is sticking with Urshela who had a terrific year. Option B is handing it back to Andujar (which is a downgrade defensively). Option A seems like the likely bet the Yankees take with decent backup options.